I am at the point of #lockdown when you give in and watch #TigerKing . Am I going to enjoy this?
I’m about ten minutes in and I already have issues/questions.

1. Carole Baskin says, ‘If there’s one thing I know for sure it’s that big cats don’t belong in cages.’

Cut to her sanctuary and big cats in cages.

Also, why is she dressed like she’s going to Woodstock?
2. Why is Joe Exotic selling ‘sex gel’ in his tiger zoo gift shop?

3. Who goes to a tiger zoo and decides to pick up ‘sex gel’ or animal print underwear on the way out?

4. Why doesn’t Joe wear underwear?
5. Who thinks that if kids aren’t listening to you talk about drugs and alcohol you need to add animals and MAGIC?

I know the answer. It’s Joe.
6. Is it just me or is Carole Baskin the most graceful walker in the land?
7. If Joe Exotic told you that an employee had just had their arm torn off by a tiger would you:
8. We’ve been debating for years about getting a dog. Why are so many people keen to own tigers?
9. What kind of Dr is Doc Antle?

A: Mystical Science.

That doesn’t answer my question 😂
10. How many wives does Doc Antle have?
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