Y’all I made A burger sooooooooo delicious last night y’all wouldn’t believe it.

So I pulled Up to the crib fresh off 3 Angry Orchards and 3-4 shots of Uncle Paul..

My roommate Had Just Cooked Someee Fire Ass Parmesan Crusted Chicken Got The Whole Crib smelling Scrumptious https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥵" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">

So he Preparing His Meal And I Don’t Wanna Be Just Staring At this Man Food Cause That’s One of my biggest pet peeves when it’s done to me

BUT I COULD NOT LOOK AWAY YALL THE SHIT SMELLED AND LOOKED SO GOODhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥵" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">

So I was Like F It Imma just Have To Cook me Something then because I wasn’t really hungry until I got home and saw him eating so lemme just make me a quick lil burger https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍔" title="Hamburger" aria-label="Emoji: Hamburger">

I take another shot ...go in The Refrigerator And See I Got bukku Groceries because I just went grocery shopping a few days ago but I low key forgot

THE FIRST 3 things I saw was Ground Beef a Pack Of Zummos And bacon https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥓" title="Bacon" aria-label="Emoji: Bacon">.... I grabbed All 3

Seasoned the Ground Beef And Made a patty, sliced Up the Zummo, And drizzled Some Honey On my Bacon ... And put it all in the skillet together

While “My Meat” was on the Skillet Sizzling I Sliced Me Some Onions And Got the Cheese out The Refrigerator AND SAW IHAD SPAGHETTI THAT I COOKED MONDAYhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">

I Took the Spaghetti out and put it in the OVEN! Then I layered My First Piece Of Cheese over my patty .. stacked the Sausage and Bacon on top and put another piece of cheese to top it offhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">

I turned the Stove off and Covered the Skillet so the Steam can melt the cheese without cooking the patty anymore and I put Some Bread On Broil

Pulled my Spaghetti and bread out the Oven... put some BBQ sauce on my Bread built my burger with Onion and Pickles then put hot sauce and ranch on my spaghetti https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">

Vwahhhhlahhhhh Drunk Meal For Champions