Look I’ve had a great idea

Let’s scrap LFC and EFC and start with a Merseyside team

We will play at Anfield because it’s the best ground in Britain

We will play in red as it’s a cheery bright socialist colour

As were based in Liverpool we will call ourselves Liverpool FC

We will still use the liverbird as it’s the cities emblem

We will still use the NHS theme YOULL NEVER WALK ALONE

All Anfield season ticket holders will remain priority

We can use Klopp as he’s the best in the world

We will keep the current and defunct LFC team