I just woke up after having a nightmare about my laundry https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧺" title="Basket" aria-label="Emoji: Basket"> habits when I was a Støödênt Ín Gùdd Ståndįnkk Att WypipoSupremacistImprovClonehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤖" title="Robot face" aria-label="Emoji: Robot face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="™️" title="Trade mark sign" aria-label="Emoji: Trade mark sign"> Skœl.

See, there’s no laundromatshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧺" title="Basket" aria-label="Emoji: Basket"> open and so I spent most of Tuesday doing Sink Laundry.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📝" title="Memo" aria-label="Emoji: Memo">: ex. 1

The other photo is from https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌞" title="Sun with face" aria-label="Emoji: Sun with face"> Happier Dayshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌞" title="Sun with face" aria-label="Emoji: Sun with face">, when I could do Laundry https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧺" title="Basket" aria-label="Emoji: Basket"> whenever I wanted.

Access to a washing machine and dryer really does make a big difference in Quality of Life for SomeoneLikeMe.

Anyway. The First Major Lifestyle Problem I encountered at WypipoSupremacistImprovClonehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤖" title="Robot face" aria-label="Emoji: Robot face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="™️" title="Trade mark sign" aria-label="Emoji: Trade mark sign"> Skool came after I walked out of my first WypipoSupremacistImprovClonehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤖" title="Robot face" aria-label="Emoji: Robot face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="™️" title="Trade mark sign" aria-label="Emoji: Trade mark sign"> K-K-Klass.

I couldn’t shake the feeling that I Somehow also Reeked of that Unique Stench of WypipoSupremacistImp

WypipoSupremacistImprovClonehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤖" title="Robot face" aria-label="Emoji: Robot face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="™️" title="Trade mark sign" aria-label="Emoji: Trade mark sign">; ie, the Most Disgusting Combination Imaginable of Rotten Mayonnaise, WypipoClone-Body Odor, and WypipoClone-DumbShittery.

When I got home, SomeoneLikeMe immediately took an hour-long shower, of course.

I scrubbed myself down with a loofah and

experimented with multiple soaps https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧼" title="Soap" aria-label="Emoji: Soap">, hoping that one of the soap scents would replace that Foul Odor of WypipoSupremacistImprovClonehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤖" title="Robot face" aria-label="Emoji: Robot face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="™️" title="Trade mark sign" aria-label="Emoji: Trade mark sign"> that I just couldn’t get out of my nostrils that day, no matter how hard I tried.

Anyway, I finally gave up when large patches of my skin

started turning red from all the scrubbing https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧼" title="Soap" aria-label="Emoji: Soap">+https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧽" title="Sponge" aria-label="Emoji: Sponge"> I was having to do, trying to get rid of that Foul WypipoSupremacistImprovClonehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤖" title="Robot face" aria-label="Emoji: Robot face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="™️" title="Trade mark sign" aria-label="Emoji: Trade mark sign"> Odor.

Before I’d gotten in the shower, I’d sealed the clothes I’d worn that day in a ziplock bag to contain that Foul WypipoClone Smell.

And then I took the clothes to the laundromat and did a really tiny load, because I didn’t want to mix those clothes that had been soaked in WypipoSupremacistImprovClonehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤖" title="Robot face" aria-label="Emoji: Robot face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="™️" title="Trade mark sign" aria-label="Emoji: Trade mark sign"> DumbShittery with my In Real Life Clothes.

But while waiting for the dryer at the laundromat, I realized

that if I was going to have to do a separate load of laundry https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧺" title="Basket" aria-label="Emoji: Basket"> to disinfect my clothes after every WypipoSupremacistImprovClonehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤖" title="Robot face" aria-label="Emoji: Robot face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="™️" title="Trade mark sign" aria-label="Emoji: Trade mark sign"> K-K-Klass, I was going to be spending like $200 every month *just* on the clothes I had to wear to WypipoSupremacistImprovClonehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤖" title="Robot face" aria-label="Emoji: Robot face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="™️" title="Trade mark sign" aria-label="Emoji: Trade mark sign"> Skool.

That was in addition to my usual laundry https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧺" title="Basket" aria-label="Emoji: Basket">, which I usually did three or four times a month - and so my Normal Laundry cost about $50 at the laundromat.

I couldn’t believe it. My Normal Monthly Laundry Bill had suddenly shot up from $50 per month to $250 per month!Unbelievable!

I just realized I never finished this thread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧵" title="Thread" aria-label="Emoji: Thread"> about that Foul-Smelling and Profoundly Stupid WypipoSupremacistImprovClonehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤖" title="Robot face" aria-label="Emoji: Robot face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="™️" title="Trade mark sign" aria-label="Emoji: Trade mark sign"> Skool DumbShittery-Laced Nightmare SomeoneLikeMe had yesterday.

So when I realized I was going to have to spend $200 extra per month on laundry https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧺" title="Basket" aria-label="Emoji: Basket"> if I

was going to properly disinfect my clothing, I knew I had to find a better system.

Although I dreaded sitting in a dark WypipoSupremacistImprovClonehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤖" title="Robot face" aria-label="Emoji: Robot face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="™️" title="Trade mark sign" aria-label="Emoji: Trade mark sign"> Theater, surrounded by WypipoSupremacistImprovCloneshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤖" title="Robot face" aria-label="Emoji: Robot face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="™️" title="Trade mark sign" aria-label="Emoji: Trade mark sign"> Guffawing at WypipoClone-DumbShittery Like Psychotic

Two-Digit-IQ-Having, Neon-Spandex-UndeRoo-Encrusted https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💩" title="Pile of poo" aria-label="Emoji: Pile of poo">Shit-Scented Lumps of Shithttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💩" title="Pile of poo" aria-label="Emoji: Pile of poo">, I knew I wouldn’t be able to avoid that fate.

And anyway, I knew I was going to have to sit in those Foul-smelling WypipoSupremacistImprovClonehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤖" title="Robot face" aria-label="Emoji: Robot face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="™️" title="Trade mark sign" aria-label="Emoji: Trade mark sign"> Theaters when I started performing, so I was