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I just woke up after having a nightmare about my laundry 
habits when I was a Støödênt Ín Gùdd Ståndįnkk Att WypipoSupremacistImprovClone
Skœl.
See, there’s no laundromats open and so I spent most of Tuesday doing Sink Laundry.
: ex. 1
habits when I was a Støödênt Ín Gùdd Ståndįnkk Att WypipoSupremacistImprovClone Skœl. See, there’s no laundromats
open and so I spent most of Tuesday doing Sink Laundry. : ex. 1
The other photo is from 
Happier Days, when I could do Laundry whenever I wanted.
Access to a washing machine and dryer really does make a big difference in Quality of Life for SomeoneLikeMe.
Happier Days, when I could do Laundry whenever I wanted.Access to a washing machine and dryer really does make a big difference in Quality of Life for SomeoneLikeMe.
Anyway. The First Major Lifestyle Problem I encountered at WypipoSupremacistImprovClone Skool came after I walked out of my first WypipoSupremacistImprovClone K-K-Klass.
I couldn’t shake the feeling that I Somehow also Reeked of that Unique Stench of WypipoSupremacistImp
Skool came after I walked out of my first WypipoSupremacistImprovClone K-K-Klass.I couldn’t shake the feeling that I Somehow also Reeked of that Unique Stench of WypipoSupremacistImp
WypipoSupremacistImprovClone; ie, the Most Disgusting Combination Imaginable of Rotten Mayonnaise, WypipoClone-Body Odor, and WypipoClone-DumbShittery.
When I got home, SomeoneLikeMe immediately took an hour-long shower, of course.
I scrubbed myself down with a loofah and
; ie, the Most Disgusting Combination Imaginable of Rotten Mayonnaise, WypipoClone-Body Odor, and WypipoClone-DumbShittery.When I got home, SomeoneLikeMe immediately took an hour-long shower, of course.
I scrubbed myself down with a loofah and
experimented with multiple soaps 
, hoping that one of the soap scents would replace that Foul Odor of WypipoSupremacistImprovClone that I just couldn’t get out of my nostrils that day, no matter how hard I tried.
Anyway, I finally gave up when large patches of my skin
, hoping that one of the soap scents would replace that Foul Odor of WypipoSupremacistImprovClone that I just couldn’t get out of my nostrils that day, no matter how hard I tried. Anyway, I finally gave up when large patches of my skin
started turning red from all the scrubbing +
I was having to do, trying to get rid of that Foul WypipoSupremacistImprovClone Odor.
Before I’d gotten in the shower, I’d sealed the clothes I’d worn that day in a ziplock bag to contain that Foul WypipoClone Smell.
+ I was having to do, trying to get rid of that Foul WypipoSupremacistImprovClone Odor.Before I’d gotten in the shower, I’d sealed the clothes I’d worn that day in a ziplock bag to contain that Foul WypipoClone Smell.
And then I took the clothes to the laundromat and did a really tiny load, because I didn’t want to mix those clothes that had been soaked in WypipoSupremacistImprovClone DumbShittery with my In Real Life Clothes.
But while waiting for the dryer at the laundromat, I realized
DumbShittery with my In Real Life Clothes.But while waiting for the dryer at the laundromat, I realized
that if I was going to have to do a separate load of laundry to disinfect my clothes after every WypipoSupremacistImprovClone K-K-Klass, I was going to be spending like $200 every month *just* on the clothes I had to wear to WypipoSupremacistImprovClone Skool.
to disinfect my clothes after every WypipoSupremacistImprovClone K-K-Klass, I was going to be spending like $200 every month *just* on the clothes I had to wear to WypipoSupremacistImprovClone Skool.
That was in addition to my usual laundry , which I usually did three or four times a month - and so my Normal Laundry cost about $50 at the laundromat.
I couldn’t believe it. My Normal Monthly Laundry Bill had suddenly shot up from $50 per month to $250 per month!Unbelievable!
, which I usually did three or four times a month - and so my Normal Laundry cost about $50 at the laundromat.I couldn’t believe it. My Normal Monthly Laundry Bill had suddenly shot up from $50 per month to $250 per month!Unbelievable!
I just realized I never finished this thread 
about that Foul-Smelling and Profoundly Stupid WypipoSupremacistImprovClone Skool DumbShittery-Laced Nightmare SomeoneLikeMe had yesterday.
So when I realized I was going to have to spend $200 extra per month on laundry if I
about that Foul-Smelling and Profoundly Stupid WypipoSupremacistImprovClone Skool DumbShittery-Laced Nightmare SomeoneLikeMe had yesterday.So when I realized I was going to have to spend $200 extra per month on laundry
if I
was going to properly disinfect my clothing, I knew I had to find a better system.
Although I dreaded sitting in a dark WypipoSupremacistImprovClone Theater, surrounded by WypipoSupremacistImprovClones Guffawing at WypipoClone-DumbShittery Like Psychotic
Although I dreaded sitting in a dark WypipoSupremacistImprovClone
Theater, surrounded by WypipoSupremacistImprovClones Guffawing at WypipoClone-DumbShittery Like Psychotic
Two-Digit-IQ-Having, Neon-Spandex-UndeRoo-Encrusted 
Shit-Scented Lumps of Shit, I knew I wouldn’t be able to avoid that fate.
And anyway, I knew I was going to have to sit in those Foul-smelling WypipoSupremacistImprovClone Theaters when I started performing, so I was
Shit-Scented Lumps of Shit, I knew I wouldn’t be able to avoid that fate.And anyway, I knew I was going to have to sit in those Foul-smelling WypipoSupremacistImprovClone
Theaters when I started performing, so I was
