I just woke up after having a nightmare about my laundry habits when I was a Støödênt Ín Gùdd Ståndįnkk Att WypipoSupremacistImprovClone Skœl.

See, there’s no laundromats open and so I spent most of Tuesday doing Sink Laundry.

: ex. 1

The other photo is from Happier Days, when I could do Laundry whenever I wanted.

Access to a washing machine and dryer really does make a big difference in Quality of Life for SomeoneLikeMe.

Anyway. The First Major Lifestyle Problem I encountered at WypipoSupremacistImprovClone Skool came after I walked out of my first WypipoSupremacistImprovClone K-K-Klass.

I couldn’t shake the feeling that I Somehow also Reeked of that Unique Stench of WypipoSupremacistImp

WypipoSupremacistImprovClone; ie, the Most Disgusting Combination Imaginable of Rotten Mayonnaise, WypipoClone-Body Odor, and WypipoClone-DumbShittery.

When I got home, SomeoneLikeMe immediately took an hour-long shower, of course.

I scrubbed myself down with a loofah and

experimented with multiple soaps , hoping that one of the soap scents would replace that Foul Odor of WypipoSupremacistImprovClone that I just couldn’t get out of my nostrils that day, no matter how hard I tried.

Anyway, I finally gave up when large patches of my skin

started turning red from all the scrubbing + I was having to do, trying to get rid of that Foul WypipoSupremacistImprovClone Odor.

Before I’d gotten in the shower, I’d sealed the clothes I’d worn that day in a ziplock bag to contain that Foul WypipoClone Smell.

And then I took the clothes to the laundromat and did a really tiny load, because I didn’t want to mix those clothes that had been soaked in WypipoSupremacistImprovClone DumbShittery with my In Real Life Clothes.

But while waiting for the dryer at the laundromat, I realized

that if I was going to have to do a separate load of laundry to disinfect my clothes after every WypipoSupremacistImprovClone K-K-Klass, I was going to be spending like $200 every month *just* on the clothes I had to wear to WypipoSupremacistImprovClone Skool.

That was in addition to my usual laundry , which I usually did three or four times a month - and so my Normal Laundry cost about $50 at the laundromat.

I couldn’t believe it. My Normal Monthly Laundry Bill had suddenly shot up from $50 per month to $250 per month!Unbelievable!

I just realized I never finished this thread about that Foul-Smelling and Profoundly Stupid WypipoSupremacistImprovClone Skool DumbShittery-Laced Nightmare SomeoneLikeMe had yesterday.

So when I realized I was going to have to spend $200 extra per month on laundry if I

was going to properly disinfect my clothing, I knew I had to find a better system.

Although I dreaded sitting in a dark WypipoSupremacistImprovClone Theater, surrounded by WypipoSupremacistImprovClones Guffawing at WypipoClone-DumbShittery Like Psychotic

Two-Digit-IQ-Having, Neon-Spandex-UndeRoo-Encrusted Shit-Scented Lumps of Shit, I knew I wouldn’t be able to avoid that fate.

And anyway, I knew I was going to have to sit in those Foul-smelling WypipoSupremacistImprovClone Theaters when I started performing, so I was