So we go LIVE to our reporter in the car park at Sainsbury’s kiln Lane where there are unbelievable scenes.
In the #COVID19 shopping championships @Sambas31

Yes Jeff Absolute scenes now as the no1 contender has just got to the front of the queue she’s just about to go in when

She starts talking to her husband behind her, in steps the Sainsbury’s hi vis brigade to inform her only one person per household can be admitted ( if she had just given her husband a shopping list beforehand they’d be none the wiser )

it all goes off, she’s screaming about her dad having COPD, blank looks, oh wait now the hair and is off she’s gonna lob it at the hi vis!!!!
NO! It’s gone on floor and.... oh my word in a brilliant move of defiance she’s stamped on it whilst screaming the word “DEMENTIA”

it’s an audacious move, but you’d expect nothing else from a woman who, you can tell, is quite clearly a season complainer.

We not done yet there is a quite superbly timed and vicious look at her bemused tag team partner ( husband )

it’s partly down to him not being trustworthy enough and needing a last minute pep talk that’s caused this utter chaos.

Now will the challenger see her attempted entry through?

No she’s decided that waiting the best part of an hour is enough,

she’s booted the hairband and her and her partner are outta here.

OMG controversy now following on from a titanic battle, she’s bent down to get the twice discarded hair accessory and there’s an injury. I’ll need to look at that again but something his tweaked in her leg.

An almighty screech of WANKERS and she’s straightened up, but.... yup she’s definitely limping, it’s a sorry way to end what was the main event of the morning!!

Back to you at home......