Dear Valorant,

I watched you but you still ain& #39;t callin& #39;
I left my twitch, my riot games account, and my home phone in the chat
I watched two streams back in autumn, you must not-a saw & #39;em
There probably was a problem at the offices or somethin& #39;

Dear Valorant,

you still ain& #39;t gave me a beta key, I hope you have a chance
I ain& #39;t mad, I just think it& #39;s fucked up you don& #39;t answer fans
...
I waited in the blistering cold for you
For twenty hours and you just said, "No."
That& #39;s pretty shitty man, you& #39;re like my fuckin& #39; idol

DEAR MISTER IM TOO GOOD TO GIVE A BETA KEY TO MY FANS
THIS WILL BE THE LAST TWEET I EVER SEND YOUR ASS. ITS BEEN 3 DAYS AND STILL NO KEY, I DONT DESERVE IT????
I KNOW YOU GOT MY LAST TWO TWEETS, I WROTE YOUR NAME ON EM PERFECT.

I LOVE YOU VALORANT WE COULDA BEEN TOGETHER, THINK ABOUT IT
YOU RUINED IT NOW, I HOPE YOU CANT SLEEP AND YOU DREAM ABOUT IT
I HOPE YOUR CONSCIENCE EATS AT YOU AND YOU CANT BREATHE WITHOUT ME

oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to tweet this shit out