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Dear Valorant,
I watched you but you still ain't callin'
I left my twitch, my riot games account, and my home phone in the chat
I watched two streams back in autumn, you must not-a saw 'em
There probably was a problem at the offices or somethin'
I watched you but you still ain't callin'
I left my twitch, my riot games account, and my home phone in the chat
I watched two streams back in autumn, you must not-a saw 'em
There probably was a problem at the offices or somethin'
Dear Valorant,
you still ain't gave me a beta key, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
...
I waited in the blistering cold for you
For twenty hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man, you're like my fuckin' idol
you still ain't gave me a beta key, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
...
I waited in the blistering cold for you
For twenty hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man, you're like my fuckin' idol
DEAR MISTER IM TOO GOOD TO GIVE A BETA KEY TO MY FANS
THIS WILL BE THE LAST TWEET I EVER SEND YOUR ASS. ITS BEEN 3 DAYS AND STILL NO KEY, I DONT DESERVE IT????
I KNOW YOU GOT MY LAST TWO TWEETS, I WROTE YOUR NAME ON EM PERFECT.
THIS WILL BE THE LAST TWEET I EVER SEND YOUR ASS. ITS BEEN 3 DAYS AND STILL NO KEY, I DONT DESERVE IT????
I KNOW YOU GOT MY LAST TWO TWEETS, I WROTE YOUR NAME ON EM PERFECT.
I LOVE YOU VALORANT WE COULDA BEEN TOGETHER, THINK ABOUT IT
YOU RUINED IT NOW, I HOPE YOU CANT SLEEP AND YOU DREAM ABOUT IT
I HOPE YOUR CONSCIENCE EATS AT YOU AND YOU CANT BREATHE WITHOUT ME
YOU RUINED IT NOW, I HOPE YOU CANT SLEEP AND YOU DREAM ABOUT IT
I HOPE YOUR CONSCIENCE EATS AT YOU AND YOU CANT BREATHE WITHOUT ME
oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to tweet this shit out
