I think quarantine might really be getting to me, here is my weird as fuck dream from last night (09/04/2020)
#weirddream #dreams #storyfrommydream #funnystory
(1/6)
#weirddream #dreams #storyfrommydream #funnystory
(1/6)
I went trampolining and then Donald trump turned up so I started live streaming tagged it #DonaldJump and a bunch of people came forward and said they had seen him trampolining as well. So then it turned out Donald had a trampoline fetish or kink or something like that. (2/6)
Soon enough it becomes front page news, and it turns out he had spent billions of government money of trampolines and trampoline stock which then leads #jumpgate trending EVERYWHERE. This causes him to be impeached AGAIN and removed from office this office this time (3/6)
With Trump gone, Mike Pence is president, and in his inaugaration speech he comes out as gay, confesses his love for Bernie Sanders. The two of then promptly start dating and both the house and the senate are so fucking shook within a month, everything changes. (4/6)
Student debt is cleared, college is now free, wealth disparity is ended, the rich are made to pay fair taxes, universal healthcare is brough in. America becomes a beacon of how a first world country should be. And all the republicans go, "Y& #39;know, this aint too bad" (5/6)
So yeah, that was my weird ass dream, and not to be Karen but this tweet is sending directly to the manager of 2020, youve done enough harm, time to come through with some good. End thread (6/6)