40 year old guy from Manchester is the first one on this morning’s Come Dine With Me and he’s decided on a spanish themed menu with his first dish named “paella de pollo perfecto” (that he’s just said is gonna be red and not yellow)......................

fucking hell he said one of his dishes is Seville orange and then he’s like “oh can’t get Seville oranges here so I’ll just use normal ones and say they’re from Seville” like LUV..............you can’t fuck about with this!!!!!!

now he’s just made a joke about whether one of the contestants is from North or South Korea and followed it up with “well as long as you’re from the south that’s fine” like??????? this is gonna be a shitshow hunny

First dish is Iberian scallops but apparently it’s gone down well enough but the paella actually looks vile AND he cooked the chicken in a griddle........

Night 2 and he’s just swapped pieces of pork with another contestant because he thought he had the three smallest pieces. This was after saying that when he was butcher or whatever, and I quote, “fat birds loved the smell of chicken fat in my hair”

HES JUST SWAPPED HIS DESERT WITH the KOREAN LADY CAUSE HE FINISHED HERS AND SHE DIDNT FINISH HERS LIKE..................WHERE ARE THE MANNERS.....!!!!!

Korean lady’s night and first night guy’s just said he hopes there’s no cats or dogs in the food............ @RacismDog where you at