Rank order of how well the characters of #ParksAndRec would be coping with #lockdown, from best to worst.

1) Ron
2) Jerry
3) April
4) Donna
5) Tom
6) Andy
7) Anne
8) Ben
9) Chris
10) Leslie

Ron would be in his element. Having watched all non-essential government operations shut down, he has retreated to his cabin for a very happy period of self-isolation listening to Willie Nelson and making chairs. He could stay there for months if need be.

Jerry/Larry/Garry is quite happily spending more time with Gail and the kids, although does miss some of the more menial busy work back at the office.

April is only pleased to be able to give Other People a wide berth for once. She's enjoying some of the weirder DIY PPE attempts. But as she's secretly a very kind soul, she's quietly offered to walk the dogs of self-isolators.

Donna is pleased her Benz can't be harmed by the virus but misses her hook-ups. She got bored halfway through day 1 but is still live-tweeting lockdown and planning the mother of all Treat Yo'self days when all this is over.

With all the premium amenities in his apartment, Tom isn't doing too badly. He has already developed 143 Covid-friendly business ideas. None of them are feasible. He is very bored.

Andy is just flat out bored and April has had to explain the purpose of lockdown to him several times. However he has played several virtual gigs with Mouserat and is planning on assisting the authorities with lockdown, in character as Bert Macklin.

Anne is exhausted, having been taking care of the huge influx of patients. Our powerful musk ox is flagging but Leslie is there for her, at a distance.

Ben is a natural worrier, and is particularly worried about the impact of the economy. No amount of claymation or Calzones can help him overcome these new anxieties.

Given his massive anxieties about his health, Chris is really struggling and constantly asking Anne if his exercise regime will help his lungs. He also has Dr Richard Niegard on speed dial.

And of course, Leslie is beside herself and thinking constantly of the people of Pawnee and their welfare. She misses work desperately. But she is planning a huge benefit, bigger than the Harvest Festival, Lil Sebastian memorial and Unity Concert combined. And she has hope.