v*vy y*sof is my sister in-law???? [a thread]

so i took a nap at 1230 earlier and slept through my online class was supposed to wake up at 2.30 but i keep snoozing that shit until 4.30

n e ways,, heres how it started..so we were at my house..apparently i was sleeping on the couch in my dream . i woke up with the knowledge that v*vy y*sof is married to my brother

here's the catch: i dont even have a brother

neways at the same time my fam is also running a family business so our interior is like LUXURY luxury ya know upgrades everywhere

after waking up from the couch (im still in the dream) i headed to the kitchen to grab something to munch on

greeted my sister, everything was good n chill ... until the cops busted on my front door yelling bout "ur sister is under arrest for fraud in business"

so she got caught n im still eating my shit like nothing happened like bodo kah kakak kena jail agi masuk makai

moving on...so v*vy asked me to accompany ha to the company. im like okay why not

let me tell u idk how the company looks like from the outside but the interior is a typical boring company-like interior like these?? the reception table was like this except that it was all in beige..which kinda reminds me of the 1mdb company

so we arrived at ha company, she went to talk w her employees at the reception table n all that jazz while i wander around her office w the privilege of being her sis inlaw omg

at one point i passed by her office room so i decided to peek in

AND I SAW THIS EMPLOYEE?? TAKING A WATCH FROM HER TABLE?? BEING SNEAKY????

ok so u know im all abt letting ppl chase their bags like like yes sis u do u I see nothing

but i was so desperate to get close w v*vy????? i stood there for awhile deciding whether to mind my own business n let the employee steal or expose her. kinda ironic for someone who screams "eat the rich" on twt

i thot fuck it im turning her in, i caught her in the act of watches stealing, dragged her to v*vy and got her fired like im some knight in shining armor... wild

v*vy praised me for it like thanks but wheres my reward lol

turns out she wont be giving me a reward bcs thats "what family are supposed to do"..eat the rich maam even in dreams they will still mistreat u

in the dreams i took a nap while still fuming did all that for nothing it's got to be karma

i woke up (still in dream) in the back of her car while shes driving

apparently shes driving her friend home but the road is all jalan terpencil in swk?? like humble juga kau ni drive sendiri, hantar ur friend pulang IN the remote parts of sarawak

alright im not sure about other places but in sarawak theres this ferry port where u travel across the sea w the ferry apparently her friend lives on the other side of the port

so we waited at this part of the port at like 5pm

...when the sea level started rising

the girls in front of me kept talking while im out here worrying abt the rising sea level..girl we about to die in here!!

...and so it happens. the water started getting into the car and it was at this point v*vy n her friend started realising sumn wasnt right

THE WATER STARTED GETTING IN IN SECONDS the only thing i remember was getting out of the car and holding my backpack over my head bcs my laptop's in there and i aint redoing my assignments tfy

yet the two mfs in the car got their dumbasses stuck in the car and was screaming at me for help like dam yall got bad taste in fashion and have no survival skills pick a struggle damn

SO. i aint that heartless so i threw away my laptop bag to save v*vy n her friend. yep i threw away all my assignments and hardwork for these rich girls and for WHAT

so i swam back to the car n tried unlocking the doors but it wont work out

i was like ya udah lah i tried my best its on u guys now

so i got back onto the shallow part of the sea and watched as the car got drowned slowly...ngl i felt like a villain watching her sworn enemies finally defeated

i felt some kind of satisfaction watching them drown

UNTIL... i saw v*vy swimming back up

so i felt several emotions watching her still alive:
1) relieved as no one is dy!ng today
2) mad asf bcs SHES STILL ALIV3

then she yelled at me asking why i didnt try to save her??1 damn bitch i shouldve let u drown in there

anyway the sounds of my neighbor's cats fighting woke me up. got me waking up mad asf

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