When I hit 35 I will absolutely run for president. GOTTA do an AnCom spectrum party entry, so I'll probably run Anarcho-Syndicalist

I pledge to learn nothing relevant beforehand so I can have an untainted stance on current issues. I will learn what is relevant to a problem

AS I ADDRESS THAT PROBLEM. And I sure as SHIT won't be lobbied into doing horrible shit for a big chunk of change.

I am the candidate y'all need. In 2028, vote AnSyn. Or AnCom, AnSoc—I'll fight for em all. Fly that black flag!