I love how all of my bosses and co workers think that I’m one of the most well mannered and kindest people they’ve ever known and that I remind them of their loved ones,meanwhile when I get home I constantly bully my parents and make my family gang up on one person until they cry
and that’s on healthy sibling/parent relationships https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤧" title="Sneezing face" aria-label="Emoji: Sneezing face">
I’m actually kinda mean tho :/ my dad said he was never bullied growing up until he met me ://
My mom calls me Satan’s prodigy child and she says I was born with black eyes. Look dudes I’m just saying what needs to be said, sorry that no one else will say it.
I used to make my dad feel guilty for not helping me build my school projects the night before they were due :// then he felt bad and had no choice but to help me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face"> Then the next day I’d make fun of him for being short. I was evil and still am.
I thought it was funny too because I could literally look down on his existence, constantly defeating what little ego he had left.
It’s important to note that both of my parents are Republicans and one of them did vote for trump, so I think it’s safe to say that they deserve it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face"> sometimes it’s okay to bully https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
Ignore this thread. I’m actually the nicest human being on the planet and I will not deal with me slandering myself. I’m officially suing myself for spreading false information.
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