People: “Billionaires should be giving money to enable research and disaster relief “

People: “We need a vaccine, fast.. can’t go on like this”

Bill : We’re on it, I’m making 7 labs for testing/creating vaccines

People: not you Bill, we didn’t ask for your help

Jeff: You see William, that’s why I don’t like doing that shit.

Elon *high AF* Musk: I’m telling you, electric cars in Mars,shit that has a ring to it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧐" title="Face with monocle" aria-label="Emoji: Face with monocle"> What y’all think about the space time continuum?

Mark: Tory Lanes is gonna get me into fucken trouble, I’m already in shit

Jeff: That shit lit AF though. You saw that Milk edition? The Almond milk hun can get it.

Elon: That’s why she left you.

Bill: And she donated a lot of that money Jeff https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌚" title="New moon with face" aria-label="Emoji: New moon with face">.

Jeff: Makes me sick, she knows I hate that shit.

Mark: Tory just made another fucken account https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤬" title="Face with symbols over mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face with symbols over mouth">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤬" title="Face with symbols over mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Face with symbols over mouth">

People: I hate billionaires, you can’t be a billionaire and not be selfish.

People: Ima take a picture helping the homeless, Instagram gonna eat it up

Mark: You posting that? On a Billionaires app?

People: I don’t hate instagram, I hate you, there’s a difference.

Jeff: saw something on Instagram, used yr laptop to buy it on Amazon using PayPal.

Mark: Amazon uses PayPal? Weak.

Bill: Weak indeed

Jeff: It’s a two step process,horrible

People: I don’t even use PayPal.

Elon: Well fuck you all, PayPal revolutionized online payments.