I usually switch to this account when I’m feeling some Drunk Tweets coming on, but then when I look at the tweets in the morning they’re lame as fuck? I’m a soft little peach. But tonight I pledge to entertain my future self!

Firstly I’m bored as FUCK with going to college online, shit sucks, can’t wait to do a fake graduation with Tim Cook of Apple in May

Mostly so I can get a job and some independence and be less stressed and try to apply my skills in a non-face-to-face way,,,,, which would be a lot easier if ALL my job experience wasn’t extremely hands on with people https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">

Whatever, I can do copy editing forever and drink whenever until either shit dies down or I apply to grad school outside this godsforsaken country, whichever comes first

This thread got stupidly serious, not what I was going for but anyway anyway anyway, I’ve had whiskey and tequila to celebrate completing a big homework assignment so YEEEEEEEHAWWWWW