woah i just had the most fucked up dream

basc me and my boy got stopped when we were driving. then my boy was moving long so he got bagged. the officers on shift were 2 females init so i was like nah wtf how’s man getting bagged like that loool. then the 2 female officers were looking at me like they garn bag me too

but bare in mind i’m all calm. like i’m not doing anything wrong but uno how fedz r they just wna bag u for no reason so the 2 female officers were tyrian long it out. i was still calm and not reacting so i think that just pissed them off even more. so i was like yo can i leave?

one of the female officers said yea but the other one , older, has some kinda grudge against me. she saw me using my phone and was like yo why the fuck u using ur phone? and i was like cos is not agains the law bitch then she was like what did u say and i was like nothing

then she called the next officer who was with my friend and was like he just swore. and i was like fam stop longing this out i ain’t done anything. the officer with me was like let’s have a chat. and she took me to my boys car (who had got stopped cos he had no insurance)

she looked at me and was like what did u call me. and i was like notning man lemme just go. bro this woman stated to kiss me after. stg she was tryina lips up my ting and then i woke up from the dream :)