. @LoganPaul The newest @impaulsiveshows epi is so much better. Lots of formulated thoughts and opinions - and we all know why. The self-proclaimed “babysitter” wasn’t there. The incessant raspy interrupting voice wasn’t trying to control the room/be the centre of Logan’s universe
Read the comments, Logan. 89.7% of them are praising the fact that whatshisface is missing. We all noticed a difference in you, too. You’re more lively, more fluent. And it’s bc you don’t have the annoyance to your left trying to make you read a script.
You made your mistakes(who hasn’t) but you’ve learned from them. Grown. Become your best self and you’re still growing. My guy, you dont need a 38yr clout leech attached to your hip. If you want him to stay on as an advisor, cool. But he doesn’t need to be in the maverick content
He’s a “small doses,” kind of guy. You want to see the real M.M - rewatch the epi you have Mark, Johannes and George on. Look how miserable he is. Arms crossed, sulking and pouting. Why? Bc ur laughing and having fun without him. He can’t control your convo so he’s salty
Constantly belittles you and reminds you that he beat you on an IQ test that Rogan himself has come out and said is BS and not a real measuring stick. Now that he has __ that much relevancy, look how massive his mouthbreather head is. The book, his channel, his gf - so much ego
JP called it early on. He will be your downfall. History repeats itself and that man is going make another colossal mistake - with your name attached to him - it’ll f your scene up. You’re thriiiiiving right now and he’s going to weigh you down. You don’t need a babysitter, bro
The guy sincerely thinks he’s the reason this “new Logan Paul” is successful. He just blamed Evan for the ‘incident’ like what? He’s holding your hand and WONT let go. He says it’s for your benefit, but cmon, it’s solely for his. He knows that no LP = no $. He latched onto Lana
..the same way he latched onto you.
You don’t need that supervision
You don’t need a yes man
You don’t need a fake BFF
You don’t need a control freak
You don’t need a personal council
You don’t need a hookup

You can deal with your own brand
You can make business moves
Again, I implore you, take 60mins and read the comments on the new @impaulsiveshows episode. Click the replies to the comments about him. I’m not telling you what to do, I’m not mike. I’m just expressing that the fans are fed up with him and the #’s show you don’t need him there
He repeats himself, constantly. Doesn’t let you or the guests talk. Tries to centre every convo about him or have it circle back to his past with addiction, his channel, his book, his pornstar gf etc etc
When the guest is an expert or smart, what does mike add? Nothing.
He just sits there and tries to make connections or correlations to his time at lovesac like he’s this marketing, branding, business mogul. When in reality JIZZ is the only reason he has a “platform.” Lovesac stains and Lana = jizz.
I’m not the only one who feels this way
Sure he has fans and supporters. But the vast majority of ppl watch YOUR content for YOU. Not for a 40yr old that claims you’d tank without him. They watch his shīt now for LR. That’s it.

What has he brought into your life in the last 3months that has changed your life? Shrimp?
What has he done that has made you sit back and think/say , “wow, if it wasn’t for mike I wouldn’t have ____”

The answer is nothing. Your views are bangin again. Engagement is thru the roof. Content is thriving EVERYWHERE.

You don’t need a man that acts like a jealous gf
The guy won’t let you branch out and collabs bc he’s scared you’ll f it up? Like what? You were getting view$$$ while he was sleeping in trunks.

He seriously thinks you’re a juvenile delinquent that will have another massive scandal if he’s not your white shadow. So annoying
The last vlog and @impaulsiveshows episode were so r e f r e s h i n g. That incessant, raspy, loud, mouth breathing, repetitive turd wasn’t there to try waaayyy toooooo hard to get the laugh(which is solely to get ur subs to sub to him, duh)

It just seemed more YOU. Natural.
. @LoganPaul it was like you didn’t have a 215lb growth on your hip, acting like a jealous gf any time you make a joke or make content. When he’s there, the audience can tell you’re reserved bc you don’t wanna be scolded like a child when the camera is off. You dont need him there
Logan Paul > LP w/ Mike

👆🏻all day, every day...bro

Small doses. Have the guy pop in every once in a while via vlog and 1epi a month on the podcast - The fans will forever thank you for the adjustment and less “and by the way quite literally” mike laugh. @mikemajlak read this
. @LoganPaul @SpencerVYBES @mikemajlak @impaulsiveshows

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