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I hated Infinity War so much I didn’t bother to watch Endgame. But all these audience reaction videos are giving me fomo. So guess what I’m doing today.
I’m an hour into this movie and there’s been no action. Are they showing us their mundane lives so that we weep more when they die?
So far, so boring
Had to pause and make tea and water my plants because yhu ke boregile. At least there’s a lot of Cap in it because...
Getting some B-grade Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter vibes in some scenes...
Also, does anybody care about Hawkeye? Is he really getting his own movie? Who’s gonna watch it?
Ai, I’ll finish this movie tomorrow. This is like when Batman spent two hours in his gown in The Dark Knight Rises (which was rubbish, idc). All they’re doing is standing around brooding and being boring.
Okay, there’s an explosion. Maybe now I’m a little bit interested...
Let me watch Oldboy (the original Korean version, not that terrible Hollywood remake).
Let me finish this movie
That moment when Thor's hammer goes to Cap... I saw those videos of people losing their shit in the cinema, and I'm just watching this scene like
Okay when all the other Avengers showed up, I was touched
Scarlet Witch: You... took... everything... from me.
Thanos: I don’t even know who you are.
A messy bitch who lives for drama
Thanos: I don’t even know who you are.
A messy bitch who lives for drama
Is Captain Marvel showing off her powers or debuting her new haircut?
I’m sure the Spice Girls were very proud of that Girl Power display during the battle scene. All that was missing was for Captain Marvel to quote Shania Twain
“We won, Mr Stark.” This is the part where I cry, right?
Three hours and I didn’t shed a single tear.
3/10. Would not recommend. If this was a Yelp review I would give it half a star.
