hey match request. it's The Queen Charlotte Flair defending the Raw women's championship in her hometown against Sasha Banks on the Nov. 28, 2016 edition of Raw. This match is not sponsored by Novartis, though the night's tag title match was.

they'd fought to a double countout earlier on the show and GM or whatever he was Mick Foley was like LATER, etc.

a list of some things on Raw 3.5 years ago: Enzo & Big Cass, the cruiserweight division and its purple ass ropes, Sheamus and Cesaro dropping their argument to assault 22 year olds at an extremely real bar, Bayley still pretend to be 8 years old, Chris Jericho

it's BOSS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's ... CHARLOTTE TIME!!!!!!!

I've watched too many 2004 reckless ass indie dives lately to get excited about a WWE men's division dive but vintage Sasha is still OK

I know I'm supposed to, like, nobly respect the physical sacrifices of all the Superstars and all, but LMAO she whacked her with a stick

Michael Cole on some "Peanut get out of that mud puddle!" shit with Charlotte here.

shout to the bro in the Backlash 2003 event shirt

Sasha with some knees and A Unique Bank Statement and Charlotte taps out on the stairs in the audience.

Post-match, Ric Flair endorses Sasha as his new daughter.

And Charlotte weeps, having been officially disowned as well as defeated.