im so confused as to why people are annoyed with misha sharing stories about his kids?????? like,, do y’all only like them when we get one (1) every 3 months???
why do y’all think he fakes his stories????? kids are fucking wild. like bruh I once kept 60+ baby toads in a bucket in my room for like 3 weeks. Once I put a frog in a lizard harness and tried to walk it. Once I put layers of socks on my dog’s leg to pretend she had a cast.
I once cut open a large stuffed dog so I could put smaller stuffed dogs inside of it, to pretend it was pregnant, so I could play vet and give a dog a C-section.
I used to stuff a baby doll in my shirt and pretend I was pregnant, then give birth, then “feed” the baby doll apple sauce. I would pretend to be a tiger for hours on end.

I had “veggie news” where I created a cast of vegetable characters in a newsletter every week.
West and Maison are wild, creative children. He’s literally a parent on Facebook posting “omg my child said the FUNNIEST thing today”

and he’s got time to spare right now. what do y’all expect? 🥴
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