CSS is the hardest language. 9 out of 10 tweets say so.

Fixing CSS bugs is like juggling a burning building while chewing nails in an earthquake and also probably its raining and your indigestion is flaring up.

If you try to write CSS, your fingers will turn into coal and break into particles of dust that you will breathe in and that somehow turns you into a manticore that loves strongly-typed languages, leather hats, and raw salmon.

Before you lies an infinite grid of barstools. Touch any barstool and the barstools will begin shivering. First, slowly; then violently. Splintering apart, the shards gather into a tornado in the shape of an enormous barstool.

The Barstool God will only silence when it is shipped to production. BUNNDLLLE MEEE it groans. The sky darkens.

A scientist appears in a shaggy light gray jumpsuit. She slides a black box under the swirling mass. The box opens in a huge flash of light and swallows the screaming Barstool God. The box slams shut, steaming. A small label on the box:

ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴᴇʀ ǫᴜᴇʀɪᴇs