Thread by @spindlypete, brian tells me at the liquor store earlier they had built a [...]

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spindlypete

brian tells me at the liquor store earlier they had built a barricade around the cashier out of old liquor bottles to force social distancing and i just want to say that if i worked there i& #39;d use an Xacto knife to make an actual fortress out of them with ramparts and battlements

and MURDER HOLES

i did this a LOT with various kids i was nannying when i was about 14 and it& #39;s not only educational and free but it& #39;s a fun as shit way to spend a couple afternoons. refrigerator boxes from behind Sears are the best. would love to build box castles again on the clock

i wonder if that liquor store would give me like a free bottle of triple sec to come in at night and make them the box castle to end all box castles. or even just name the castle after me

I MEANT BOXES

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this thread makes no sense unless you understand i mean empty boxes. i mean empty boxes! leave me alone i& #39;ve had two drinks and brian is watching picard very loud

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