I... I think I missed a critical sentence somewhere in this fanfic I'm reading because Bail Antilles just said he's hiring mercs to protect the United States from Mandalorians.

are...
are you kidding me?

I get abandoned fics - I have plenty of my own - but this fic is abandoned in the Dexter Jettster tag without any mention of Dex in any of the chapters. WHY.

1/3 of the tag is already inexplicably dedicated to DJ from The Last Jedi. And the number of fics in this tag is so small this almost brings it up to 50% of fics in the Dexter Jettster tag having nothing to do with Dexter Jettster???
Star Wars fanfic community, you are killing me

wOW this Dex tag is just rife with disappointment
I mean... how dare:

(to be fair, this particular fic is pretty cute so far but STILL. Why you you have to drag Dex like that?)

Okay so... okay okay okay.... why 90 of Star Wars fic (fanfic or Legends) describe Dex's hug as "crushing"
This is our canonical example of a Dex hug. This is not a crushing embrace. That's a gentle, cherishing scoop of a gesture.

*90% of fics