Melbourne's richest suburbs have the most COVID-19 cases (Stonnington has the highest in the state at 84) and Victoria is saying you can "go to your holiday home for Easter", while cops arrest people for playing cricket (the loneliest of all sports) in the park in poorer suburbs.

The people with more COVID have more freedom than the people with less COVID, because the amount of infections takes a backseat to the amount of cash people have.

Going from Stonnington to a holiday home will have a higher death toll than park cricket ever would.

Keep your Stonnington germs in your 8 bathroom mansion and shut the fuck up.