LMAO I miss multiple Mary.

For a moment in her career, she played every character in her videos. It was always a highlight I looked forward to. https://twitter.com/ijayt205/status/1247987597516763136">https://twitter.com/ijayt205/...
Director: "we need to cast someone to play the mistress."

Mary: "I& #39;ll do it!"
Director: "Let& #39;s have a fashion show at the end. We need to cast some mode--"

Mary: "I& #39;ll do it!"

Director: "But we need three of the--"

Mary: "I said I& #39;ll do it!"
Director: "Ok, let& #39;s have a fight scene. How about casting Tas--"

Mary: "bitch. I& #39;m fighting myself."
Director: "ok... so you& #39;re going to go into the bathroom and find that the model has committed suicide. How about we use Naomi Camp--"

Mary: "I& #39;ll be the model."

Director: "Yes, but then we need to cast someone to find the model."

Mary: "I& #39;ll find myself."
Can’t forget about the Chevy Traverse commercial! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing"> it was my favorite thing when it dropped.
Kendu had Mary on the rooftop fighting herself and dancing. Fuck him forever. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
Tight budget? No problem. Models one, two, and three. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
Strangers on the street? Cool. Mary will do it.
She played the waitress, the diner, the fashion editor, and the model. WHERE IS HER OSCAR?!
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