LMAO I miss multiple Mary.
For a moment in her career, she played every character in her videos. It was always a highlight I looked forward to. https://twitter.com/ijayt205/status/1247987597516763136
For a moment in her career, she played every character in her videos. It was always a highlight I looked forward to. https://twitter.com/ijayt205/status/1247987597516763136
Director: "we need to cast someone to play the mistress."
Mary: "I'll do it!"
Mary: "I'll do it!"
Director: "Let's have a fashion show at the end. We need to cast some mode--"
Mary: "I'll do it!"
Director: "But we need three of the--"
Mary: "I said I'll do it!"
Mary: "I'll do it!"
Director: "But we need three of the--"
Mary: "I said I'll do it!"
Director: "Ok, let's have a fight scene. How about casting Tas--"
Mary: "bitch. I'm fighting myself."
Mary: "bitch. I'm fighting myself."
Director: "ok... so you're going to go into the bathroom and find that the model has committed suicide. How about we use Naomi Camp--"
Mary: "I'll be the model."
Director: "Yes, but then we need to cast someone to find the model."
Mary: "I'll find myself."
Mary: "I'll be the model."
Director: "Yes, but then we need to cast someone to find the model."
Mary: "I'll find myself."
Can’t forget about the Chevy Traverse commercial! 


it was my favorite thing when it dropped.




Kendu had Mary on the rooftop fighting herself and dancing. Fuck him forever. 




Tight budget? No problem. Models one, two, and three. 


Strangers on the street? Cool. Mary will do it.
She played the waitress, the diner, the fashion editor, and the model. WHERE IS HER OSCAR?!