Honestly as a follow up, there is no childhood movie more traumatizing than The Peanut Butter Solution. And let me tell you why:

1 The movie starts with a boy who goes into a haunted house and sees ghosts, he gets so scared that all the hair falls out of his head

2 The boy (Michael) is dismayed by his hair falling out, so the ghosts visit him in his bed at night and give him a special potion AKA The Peanut Butter Solution to help him grow his hair back

3 Michaels hair starts growing at rapid speed, and he is stoked at first—UNTIL it starts growing at RAPID SPEED

His friend Connie is fascinated by Michael’s hair growth, so he decides to apply it to his PUBES (yes, this film is PG) with results you can probably put together yourself...

5 As if this movie couldn’t get ANY FUCKING WEIRDER Michaels creepy art teacher that hates children gets fired then decides to KIDNAP him along with a bunch of other students and DRUGS him

6 The creepy art teacher starts a factory where he forces the kidnapped children into slave labor to make magical paintbrushes out of MICHAELS HAIR while he is drugged out and sleeping. They have to make 500 paintbrushes a day or they don’t get to eat!

7 I also forgot to mention that the creepy art teacher named Signor ALWAYS travels with a strange (and frankly not that cute) dog named James

8 Like I said the paintbrushes are super magical. Connie saves him by getting Signor to draw a painting of the original haunted house that Michael went in and getting him to go inside and check it out himself, where he also gets scared and goes bald

9 In the end that fool gets arrested &Michaels hair stops growing&I guess he gets off the drugs, although after what he went through he probably ended up using them later on in life. But between the pubes, the balding, and the kidnapping I was left feeling anything but settled

10 I legitimately thought this movie was a reoccurring nightmare growing up until I finally it tracked down in a IMDB thread where OTHER PEOPLE SAID THEY GREW UP THINKING IT WAS A BAD DREAM

11 In conclusion: I have so many questions for the writer of this film, to Blockbuster for putting it in the children’s movie section, but mostly to my mother for picking this shit out for us. If you made it through this thread, It’s available on YouTube & Amazon Prime. THE END