It has taken a LONG time for me to realize that this isn& #39;t a penis post-anal sex.

I& #39;ve been hurdling over this pic all day https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> https://twitter.com/krisv_723/status/1247973977034719235">https://twitter.com/krisv_723...

Y& #39;all know how many people I& #39;ve muted over this https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

I really thought this was real

And the caption did not help me at all.

I misunderstood it as the "imperfect foods" had a lot of fiber so this was the result of that fiber after sex.

But no. This is a sweet potato (I think? Maybe a yam? I get them confused)