Attention y’all: I will be live-tweeting the abomination Cats (2019) within the hour

We were asked by the app if we really wanted to rent this. This bodes well

The opening music is upsetting. I’m glad there’s no false advertising.

I’m already unclear of the scale of the cats

I too would toss one of these abominations in a pillowcase

Why are they circling oriented radially inwards

Why are they assuming pillowcase wants to usurp their bizarre power structure

This seems like an excessive interrogation for a cat that has not yet left the pillowcase

WHY ARE THEY SNIFFING A TOILET

That leap spin seems to violate multiple conservation laws

It seems unfriendly that they haven’t defined Jellicle to Pillow Case Cat

The Cat and The Canary poster has a normal looking cat and I don’t love the implications

BUT THE WANTED POSTSR FOR MCCAVITY IS AN ABOMINATION CAT

Why does only one wear a hat

If I had been surrounded by a jargon-speaking cat gang after being tossed in a pillow, I probably wouldn’t start dancing with them

HATE Idris Elba’s neon eyes