quarantine diary: living with alo and dani

me: WE HAVE TWO WHOLE BAGS OF CUTIES AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO EATS THESE?
dani: I LITERALLY JUST ATE ONE TODAY
me: YEA WELL IM ON MY FIFTH SO GET ON MY LEVEL
i should’ve started this on the day that dani and i got a dog because we were bored during quarantine
dani: let’s watch parasite
me: NA LETS WATCH TRUE JACKSON VP
dani: NO WE’RE WATCHING PARASITE TF YOU THINK THIS IS
me: *talking to rocky* you see how your mother treats me?
dani: what?
me: IM TALKING TO YOUR SON, SHUT UP
we’re watching parasite and i do not regret it, it’s def made top 5 of my movie list.... but i’m still watching true jackson vp after this
i showed dani this thread and she was disappointed bc “none of the good shit that’s happened between us this quarantine is on there” OK GIRL I GET IT I STARTED THIS THREAD LATE IM SORRY I WAS BUSY
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