A THREAD/ The case for liberals to now band together and vote for Donald Trump. (1/1000)
(2/1000) here’s what we know. Donald Trump is going to win the next election no matter what.
(4/1000) Biden is friends with billionaires and other paragons of success, he barely knows anyone I hang out with and he speaks like a dumb baby 👶
(5/1000) A lot of liberals are going to protest and not support Biden (me as well, lifelong protestor and liberal, I’m now voting for Trump as this thread will convince you)
(3/1000) Bernie has been unfairly treated. Bernie was Jesus Christ ( a Magical Jew healing people??) and we blew it.
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