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June 1995. Birmingham& #39;s getting a CFL team. For those who don& #39;t know, Birmingham is where non-NFL pro football goes to die. We& #39;d had in my lifetime the WFL, the USFL and the WLAF at that point. But this was the CFL! An established league! Wide-open football!
So I& #39;m at City Stages, may it rest in peace, a HUGE three day music festival in downtown Birmingham. I& #39;m home from Vandy after my first year of grad school, feeling like a big shot, and my friend suggests we try to blag our way into the VIP area, set up atop a parking deck
overlooking the festivities. So I said sure, and we managed to get in, but were told sotto voce that we needed nametags or we& #39;d be spotted for sure. So I got a nametag, and wrote on it the name of our highly-touted free agent quarterback.
You guessed it... @MattDuniganTSN
You guessed it... @MattDuniganTSN
Now they were serving everything at this VIP tent gratis. But it wasn& #39;t necessarily the best stuff. But I was a grad student, and the first rule of a grad student is "never refuse free stuff"
Even when it& #39;s Scotch in a box.
I didn& #39;t know they had such a thing as Scotch in a box
Even when it& #39;s Scotch in a box.
I didn& #39;t know they had such a thing as Scotch in a box
Reader, there is such a thing as Scotch in a box.
As I learned, to my great cost.
And then, a week later, on some message board - might have been USENET, might have been AOL, might have been some local BBS, I don& #39;t recall, was a post to this effect:
As I learned, to my great cost.
And then, a week later, on some message board - might have been USENET, might have been AOL, might have been some local BBS, I don& #39;t recall, was a post to this effect:
"I don& #39;t know how long this team has got if their so-called hotshot QB was throwing up off the top of a parking deck at City Stages."
(face reddens)
As it happens, the Barracudas did go 10-8, but lost the only playoff game to San Antonio, 52-9. And that was it for BHM CFL.
(face reddens)
As it happens, the Barracudas did go 10-8, but lost the only playoff game to San Antonio, 52-9. And that was it for BHM CFL.
So I apologize, @MattDuniganTSN - you were a fine QB and deserved better than to have your name taken in vain by a callow 23 year old who was gone off a box of Scotch.
FIN.
FIN.
