only 250 more episodes of naruto to go..........

did... did they reanimate half of the wave country arc just to put lipstick (badly) on haku?? FIRST OF ALL, how dare they think haku would never use such a dark, bold shade S M H

AND THEY EDITED OUT KAKASHI BRIDAL CARRYING ZABUZA??? I AM FUCKING OUTRAGED... HOW FUCKING D A R E

arguably the best arc of naruto
and they just shat all over it
and i'm complaining about it eight years later LMAO

wh..... why did naruto eat iruka's note???
i mean, it's a mood, and also, same
but im a known freak so

fourth kazekage: someone like you has friends?
second mizukage: everyone has friends????
gaara: dad, you tried to kill me 6 times
second mizukage: ?????????????

damn we talk about endeavor being a shitty dad (he is)....... but..... can anyone really beat gaara's dad tho???
list of terrible dads in order:
sou tucker
gaara's dad
shigaraki's dad
gendo
ging
endeavor
hohenheim
goku

hard time with the ging-endeavor-hohenhiem ranks. endeavor thought he was doing it right but SUCKED AT IT HARD, then ging legit was like 'here's a baby sis, peace out' and didn't give a shit. meanwhile hohenhiem just spaced out for 10 years and totally forgot he had a fam smh

some good (actual dads, not father figures) in order:
maes hughes
iruka (AN ACTUAL FATHER FIGHT ME)
that dad from sweetness and lightening
card captor sakura's dad
vegeta
inoshikacho dads tbh
minato maybe, jury's out on it
iirc the dad from death note was pretty good too

best brothers in order: ed, al, tanjirou, gohan, killua, ccs touya, yamato/matt, zechs, itachi
worst brothers in order: raditz, illumi, knives, rui (LOL), sesshoumaru, dabi (???), itachi

i'm fucking crying gaara was really about to scold this shit out of naruto for being on the battlefield that's cute af gaanaru strong

second mizukage ships gaanaru and i respect him for it

damn pierrot really just threw like 5 dollars at some poor animation intern to make the damn ops and eds for shippuden huh

SASUKE'S SLUT SHIRT HAD A FUCKING ZIPPER THIS WHOLE TIME????

idk man i'm so easy to please, just naruto giggling over 8 and 9 tails snipping at each other and kakashi going dad mode and scolding him SO CUTE

i love uzamaki naruto so much i just /PUNCHES A WALL

EXcuUuUuuuuUUUUsE MEEEEEE????
KONAHAMARU CALLS HIM SASUKE-NIISAN?????
THAT'S SO FUCKING CUTE
where my big brother sasuke content???
NARUTO FANDOM YOU ARE FAILING ME

Kabuto: *some weird ass snake sage mode*
Also Kabuto: the glasses are a choice, not a necessity

Kabuto: *COMPLETELY SHUTS DOESN HIS EYESIGHT*
Also Kabuto: i'm still gonna wear the fucking glasses, fuck you

oh damn, the glasses have backstory huh

just scrolling through twitter during kabuto's tragic backstory because i could literally not give a shit. i get it, root is full of assholes and orochimaru is evil with a weird fixation on orphans. we've established all of this.

i miss iruka

itachi: okay so both kabuto and sasuke are real fucked up so i'm going to stuff like 10 years of older brother advice into this one fight, and i do NOT know what i'm doing, so i'm defs gonna have to wing this shit, HERE. WE. GO.

why.... would you even have an interclan rivalry over the izanagi??? when if you worked togther you could have infinite izanagi and legit just rewrite history how you want?

kid from kabuto's orphanage: my little brother might finally come home from his mission
me:

itachi: no matter what you choose from here, i'll always love you

DAMN JUST FUCK ME UP IT'S FINE, I'M FINE

IM GOING TO THROW MYSELF INTO THE SUN, tsunade and dan was a better love story in thirty seconds than all the twilight books
Dan: *forehead kissy*
Me and tsunade:

Madara, god bless him, is the king of sore losers

madara: reanimation jutsu ended? NOT ON MY WATCH
kages:

kakashi's heavy, broken breathing just after he realizes it's obito, while obito rants at him, calling him pathetic.....
gai realizing that kakashi's breaking down, hyperventilating
naruto standing in front of him
my. heart.
THAT SHIT HURTED

rip to genma who was on a team with fucking guy and goddamn ebisu
man must be either real fucked up in the head or dead inside

naruto: NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO BE DEPRESSED
kakashi: now is the actual perfect time to be depressed

MADARA REALLY BE COMING INTO THE OBITO KAKASHI DRAMA LIKE

i'm sorry...... did madara really tell obito it'd be good if he could help him get to the bathroom???
madara is fast becoming my favorite uchiha omfg
sasuke who? i don't know him. only sore loser grandpa for me

ED 28 NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!

madara hanging out with his hashirama clones for eternity is almost as sad as snape bargaining with voldemort to spare lily's life

WOW HEY COULD EVERYONE JUST STOP DYING FOR SEC??????

DON'T BINGE SHIPPUDEN, YOU GONNA BE DIZZY FROM SHIKAKU DEATH AND THEN THEY HIT YOU WITH NEJI LIKE 10 MINUTES LATER IT AINT RIGHT

Orochimaru: lets go... to where all sleep
*sits down at ichiraku*

I get the hashirama hype now, I too want to sit on this mans dick

karin: HE STABBED ME
orochimaru:

i cannot fucking believe madara just sat down and was like 'i'm not playing with you until you come here yourself, i don't want your stupid clone' i fucking love him so much he's such a petty bitch

damn the day orochimaru calls you weird.......
also i can't believe our original big bad is now a tired dad to four asshole teenagers

Damn.... I’ve seen the kakashi obito fight many times because KAKASHI, but it’s just.... so good. Pierrot went OFF and I respect that despite everything else they hecked up on this show

I hope kakashi is enjoying his depression nap in the second dimension while everyone else is fighting a war

Naruto: it’s so cool you can copy my dad’s moves!!
Tobirama:
Minato: pls..... he’s an idiot, but at least he’s cute, right?
Tobirama: ........ true, he is adorable

Damn kakashi fr said fuck this and took that nap huh

Fellas, is it gay to be running towards each other under a starry sky with the people, friends and enemies, who made us into who we are, looking on with smiles, until we reach each other and stop short to stare at each other longingly??? Asking for a friend

I would die for uzamaki naruto
Believe it

DAMN DID KAKASHI DIE OR SOMETHING???

me breaking into kishimoto's house six years after he's finished naruto: I HAVE SEEN KAKASHI IN LIKE 8 EPISODES, WHERE IS HE?

oh shit there he is lol
my mans was just sewing himself up since he doesn't have magic healing powers, gotta do it old fashioned, what a guy

watching naruto with the windows open so everyone can hear me call obito a lil bitch simp

like, i would sympathize with obito a lil bit if madara had spent like... any time actually brainwashing him but my homie just did some ominous monologuing and then took a nap for like 8 months until obito broke his boulder and stole his poop clone

IRUKAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAH THEY SHOWED HIM AGAIN??? IRUKAAAAAAAAA

DID I STOP WATCHING JUST GO FIND HIM IN THE MANGA??? YES I DID HOMIES, I DON'T REMEMBER THIS WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT IT?????
i'll take these iruka crumbs happily

"The human heart ultimately wishes to connect and accept each other. Even with beasts."

me, looking at my cat: i fucking love you you dumbass bitch

madara getting sassed by his hashirama clones feels good, feels organic
i love it

this thread is so long im so sorry, but i'm almost at the end ya'll, then we can all rest LMAO
also sasuke just got stabbed my madara and i legit gasped