I have a PC for the first time in many many years and I had to stick an actual real CD inside of it (???) and now I’m looking for where the hell this CD is on Windows 8.

Wow. This is a terrible operating system.
Okay, I’m now using internet explorer (lol ew) to download Firefox.
Oh I’m sorry, it’s called Microsoft Edge. Okay, that was confusing. The app icons look the same.
Oh wow, when you try to change your default browser they (Microsoft) throw up their hands and ask “Are you sure? You should really give it a chance!”
Wow how the hell is Candy Crush installed on this shit by default.
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