Thread by @andreaducky, I think imma watch the twilight series for the first time because [...]

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andreaducky

I think imma watch the twilight series for the first time because nothing means anything and imma live tweet it

you’re welcome

really the first shot of Bella is in a FIELD of CACTI?

is this whole movie blue

white balance I don’t know her

SHES STILL CARRYING A CACTUS

Jacob and Bella have the EXACT SAME HAIR

but feminist icon, Bella drives a stick

“more of the suffer in silence type”

IM NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS

ANNA KENDRICK IS IN THIS???

why did a random man run up and kiss her??? She didn’t ask for this???? The fuck

these obvious vamp children need some bronzer

If a man stared at me as much as Edward stares at Bella, I’d be CREEPED the FUCK OUT

this movie is boring already, I am regretting my decision

“you’re very difficult to read”

cause she’s like an empty book. BLANK

I know this man ain’t tryna to gaslight her that he didn’t save her?? bitch run AWAY

HES NEGGING HER I DONT LIKE IT

“if you were smart, you’d stay away from me”

MMMKAY BYE WEIRDO

If a man tells you a beach is too crowded, DONT HANG OUT WITH HIM

why are the black eyed peas here now

HE IS NOT A SAFE DRIVER

“I feel very protective of you”
UM SHES NOT YOURS TO PROTECT???

she like punches the mouse track pad

this soundtrack is hilarious

oh shit they got some Dutch tilt camera work F A N C Y

wait this bitch is wearing BODY GLITTER?? THATS IT?? “I’m a monster” lmao no

“I’ve killed people before”
“It doesn’t matter”
“I wanted to kill you”
“I trust you”
BITCH WHYYYYYYYY DONT BOTHER

I’m just stressed cause she set down her backpack in the woods and now she’ll probably never find it

THEYRE SITTING UNDER A TREE IN THE RAIN LMAO WHAT

you’re telling me they have to go to school over and over again?? fuck that lemme die of sickness

how he’s crawling up these trees has me dead

the only reason I recognize this soundtrack is cause of all the tiktoks I watch

Bella’s dad is the hottest person in the movie thanks for coming to my TED talk

I LIKE WATCHING YOU SLEEP?????

NOOOOOOOOO

OMG MUSE YAS BITCH

honestly this baseball montage is pretty impressive considering the probable shit budget

this bad guy with the blonde ponytail looks like he sends creepy dms full of shitty erotica

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