(Does smarmy scowl, picks out some sort of freshman college student with no media training) Okay. Let’s say for the sake of argument that there’s a hyper intelligent being, say a guy, lets call him Rick.

Rick is so smart, that he can do whatever he wants with science, maybe even outside our understanding of science. Now, as a Jewish individual, I am bound by my faith to enjoy things that are Kosher, maybe even Kosher Dill.

Now let’s say there’s a pickle, and Rick makes himself into the pickle. He becomes Pickle Rick. He’s Pickle Rick. How could— how could you say, within my framework, that this isn’t the funniest thing ever? He’s a pickle.

This is what the politically correct left doesn’t want to allow you to believe. These leftists don’t want you to be able to make jokes, or turn yourself into a pickle as a joke, even when, objectively, being a pickle is the funniest thing I can conceivably even think of being.

Tentative YouTube title: Ben Shapiro WRECKS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR leftist who HATES Pickle Rick