We all know we'd be better off with literally any other candidate except probably Bloomberg. I'll try and keep my mouth closed about this over the next few months because honestly what's the point, but we all know it. Even Pete or Amy would be preferable given the past few weeks.
I guess we should count ourselves lucky that Bloomberg has the charisma of a dead jellyfish and the establishment forces didn't resign themselves to unite around him. But I can't really find many people who are genuinely excited about the next seven months.
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