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So for reference I’m on episode 11!! I love all of the pc’s

(besides Tiberius I already know that deal lmao)

Scanlan I love u

Having a competent healer? Merle Highchurch could never

“Plus ten would be 11... cause he rolled a one...” LIAM AJD MATT BEING SO DISAPOINTED IN TRINKETS ROLE SKDKSKDK

Ashley is so panicked about this fight I love her

“Vax gives his sleeping sister a wet willy”
“AAHGG”

I’ve been trying to guess ships and I got amazing news tonight

MATT LET GROG GROW THE FUCKIN BEARD

vax and keyleth are braiding bows into trinket’s fur i’m gonna cry

vax and vex’s banter is so good i love them liam and laura play them SO WELL

LAURA SMACKING LIAMS ARM SKDKSKD AND GOING “How DARE you!!”

HELP VAX IS SHAVING GROG PLEASE LET THE MAN HAVE HIS BEARD

“why are you so evil?!”
“why did he trip me and make eat shit two months ago??”

this is the funniest screencap ive ever gotten

orion/tiberius stop being a fucking creep

im so close to him being on the show, i’m SO CLOSE

it’s tragic that orion voices apollo justice because he’s a fucking creep and overall bad

vax making a funny face behind vex since he’s invisible and vex just going “i can sense you, you dick.” MWKDKWKD

i’m waiting for percy to pop off. come on percy

pop the fuck off percy please.

also love sam committing to this “since scanlan is a gnome he’s short at the table” but during this serious moment

LOVING this bit sam

tiberius shut the fuck up challenge

KEYLETH IS SO NERVOUS I LOVE HER

i guess this counts here (NO SPOILERS.)

i skipped some eps but orion is gone finally

i really love that ashley was like “i wanna skype in to play if i can” and matt was like “yeah let me just rewrite no big deal”

everyone being happy pike is back is giving me serotonin

the only thing giving me serotonin*

percy and vax: try to have a serious talk
travis: i let out a sleep fart

i haven’t updated in a bit but episode 40 was stressful

the first screenshot is so funny becsuse she did in fact get rushed by grog like a minute later

marisha crying is literally making me cry while i’m trying to eat my breakfast

keyleth is so fucking good i want to hug her

ALL OF THEM LAUGHING AFTER MATT ENDS THE SESSION SMEKDNSD

“DND is fun!” MATT WKFKSKDN

keyleth and vex getting excited everytime they have to polymorph trinket is SO GOOD

for once VEX is the voice of reason holding the entire group back from fucking killing people

EXCEPT SHE HAD A SHITTY ROLL LMAO TIME FOR BATTLE

“i’m gonna pull out bad news because it’s funnier.” TALIESIN KAKDNX

oh my god bad news misfired

hold on last night i screamed abt vax being stupid abt being in love w keyleth let me find screenshots

Scanlan, to Vax: Your hands are so *rough* and *masculine*

vax does the smallest thing towards keyleth and i go feral

he offered her one of his daggers and i literally almost cried

“you’re better at talking than the rest of us are”
“...sometimes stubby, yes.”

“so... keep the cloak up, hang back, dont say a lot, and you can talk my ear off later” vax is being so careful about vex’s safety i wanna cry

the twins make me so fuckint soft i wanna cry...

VEX PLEASE FDONT GET CAUGHT BECAUSE YOURE TALKING

VAX ELBOWED HER AKDKSKD FUC

PERCY AND KEYLETH ARE ARGUING HHH

vax said he’s going to keyleths room and i immediately gasped and had to pause

“i don’t want to be alone tonight, do you?”
“i haven’t been... wanting to be alone most nights.”

I AL FERAL I FUCKING LOVE THEM

IM SWEATING

ah it’s our first “fade to black” scene lmao

“what’s wrong? are you ready vex..?”
“I mean, it’s the first time we’ve ever had a home in forever, and we’re leaving it... We can go. It’s nothing... It’s just stone.” oh vex...

“trinket stayed in emon, right?”
“shut up!

we’re struggling

forgot to add this one

KEYLETHS FATHER

i...

I FORGOT TO ADD THIS SCREENSHOT LAST NIGHT BUT ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY

LAURA AND MARISHA JUST AKSKSKDKS AND TALIESIN

“how fuckin far are trees?!” MARISHA AKSKSKSKKZ

the group gets so fucking happy everytime pike comes around they’re all so cute

pike: appears
everyone, yelling: PIKE!!!!

PIKE INSITE CHECKED VAX AND ROLLED A NAT 20 GET FUCKED EDGELORD

“don’t walk away from me, please” vex

“i’d do it again, because i did it for you.” vax...

VEX’AHLIA...

SHE FUCKING SHOT SCANLAN ANKZKSKSKSS HEL P ME SKSKSKSKSK

KEYLETH PERCY AND VAX JUST S C R E A M LAUGH

*disappointed* pull.
“oh- shit!”
“i punch it!”

epsidoe 49 babey!

i’m slowly but surely getting close to perc’ahlia. soon.

“give me this you fucking hoarder!” VA X AMSKSKS

this episode is almost 5 hours and i’m an hour in what if i just. stay up

matt was like “you know celestial?” to percy and he responded “i didn’t have a lot of friends growing up” and it wasn’t meant to be sad but it WAS.

i had to stop watching this morning in the middle of a really fuckint cool battle i’m so mad

also one of the funniest things is anyone trying to whisper and laura immediately “I CAN READ FUCKING LIPS!!!” i just forgot to tweet that

PIKE...

ashley: leaves for an episode
pike: literally gets a magic sword through her abdomen

VEX GOT A NAT 20 FOR STRENGTH HOLY FUCKING SHIT VEX

YESSSSS

OHHH NO VEX IS UNCONSCIOUS

YESS PERCY

all the characters being stressed about their characters suddenly aging because of the magic was so cute like. they all got worried because percy is human and god

PIKE CAN REVERSE IT YES

“i look at vax and... laugh at him because he’s so much older than i am” vex you’re precious

GROG IS DEAD UHH. UHHH

i... :(

scanlan gave pike a note to only open if he dies and ashley johnson followed that up with “i close the door, i open it and read it” and EVERYONE ELSE started YELLING AMSKXKSK

“i think i can confirm that vox machina has been a terrible influence on me. just wanna throw that out. alright let’s go.” keyleth i adore you

pike, top of her lungs: “WHATS UP MOTHERFUCKER!”

they were talking abt scanlans magic mansion and BOTH percy and keyleth kept saying “scanlans magic hole” and AKDKSKDNS

THESE TWO FUCKIN NOBELS ARE SO GOOD I LOVE THEM

vex’ahlia please stop flashing people

“Don’t you dare die happy” PERCIVAL !!!

vex was so excited to stealth on the roofs with percy again and immediately fell off a building and ate shit

keyleth and percy both rolling nat 20’s back to back is incredible

this battle is stressing me out holy shit

between the actual fight and everyone else stealthing around just. stress.

I JUMPED OFF MY BED WHEN GROG SAID “Vox Machina! Fuck shit up!” HOLY SHI T YESSSS

god what an episode now i have to fuckin keep going

aksksks everyone losing their minds over grog’s hp being 201

percy is so fucking powerful good lord

SO MANY PEOPLE KEEP ROLLINT NAT 20’S GOOD LORD

VEX JUST GOT A NAT 20 TOO JESUS

Liam: While the entire square sets on fire Vax quietly and quickly falls a little deeper
Ashley, confused: Falls a little deeper in what?
Liam: In love
Ashley and Laura: Oh. Awww!

“I light Vax’s fire in the meantime” MARISHA AKSKAKSKAKS

i’ve been doing my makeup while watching but holy shit this FUCKING BATTLE

the how do you want to do this made me almost literally scream

I KEEP HAVING TO LEAVE FOR WORK AT THE MOST INTENSE POINTS i might finish that ep while i’m at work akskskd

i broke and started watching at work help

“Later tonight we can discuss more, but I would like to ask for your granddaughters hand in marriage”

*everyone starts laughing and grabbing each other*

dumbassery

it’s been zero days since someone confused the twins

scanlan mixed up vax for vex but not even by their names. by their ENTIRE classes i’m. AKDKAKS

keyleth...

PERCIVAL ROLLED A FUCKIN NAT 1 WISDOM OH LORD

GOD THIS DUMBASS GROUP

THIS ENTIRE SCENE FUCKING ENDED ME

i thought i posted this last night but i forgot?

taliesin is skyping in and the call dropped and liam IMMEDIATELY went “stupid tinkerer” AKDKAKSK

“percival and his technology”
“hi percy~!”

HDUEWFBIUIBOSDIONFSIOFGBIOSGIOBSDGBIOFS

KEYLETH AND VAX ? FINALLY TALKINY???

SHOCKING.

IM SWEATING PLEAS E

KEYLETH I LOVE YOUUUUU

vex'ahlia...

I FORGOT TO POST THESE SCREENSJOTS AKDKAKDK

1. VAXLETH !!!
2. GOD DAMMIT VEX'AHLIA DISIODFBS

DRAGON FIGHT TIME FUCK ME

“Vex, you’re up first”
*marisha and liam both clapping loudly*

“yes queen!” LIAM AKDKSMS

“i use my dragon arrow-“
*everyone gasps*

“that’s my sister!!”

everyone keeps teasing vax and keyleth because of their last kiss akdkskdk i love this group

“can i see vax and keyleth making out in the tree behind me”
“we’re not making out!”
“yeah, i’m hyperventilating”

VEX DID OVER 100 POINTS IN ONE FUCKING ROUND

god nat 20’s at the most insane time is so GOOD percy got a nat 20 to attempt to shoot and ground it

VAX IS A PALADIN NOW

I ALMOST FUCKING THREW MY DRINK AT MY LAPTOP HOLY SHIT OHOLY FUCK

I LOVE HIMMMM

“i’ve seen percy make shit i can do it too!!” GROG SKSKDKSK

VAX’ILDAN WITH WINGS

I LOVE HIM MY RAVEN CHAMPION BOY

vax scanlan and grog saved themselves from falling to their death and keyleth immediately began falling to her death. disasters.

WOMAN

SHALE!!

keyleth and vax both got nat 20’s on stealth holy shit

PIKE GOT A 29 ON STEALTH WHA T

crit role is so stressful i’ve somehow hurt my back

i’ve laid down and realized how much my back hurts

GROG GOT THE HOW DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS YESSS FUCK

FUCK YOU DRAGON

vex’ahlia continues to be a menace with keyleth and vax

percy and keyleths friendship is so good it was really shown in this episode

vax it takes zero gold to not be ominous

let your sister come with you you shit she CARES AND WORRIES ABOUT YOU

5 TO MIDNIGHT AND IM CRTING OVER CRIT ROLE

VAX’ILDAN

CHAPTER 5 BITCH LETS GO.

i forgot to tweet this last night bc i was listening while i fell asleep but FUCK i love the twins

PERCIVAL....

PERCY.....

SO WERE JUST ALL FUCKING HANGING W THE RAVEN QUEEN NOW HUH??? IS THIS A FUCKING G A ME PERCIVAL?!

TALIESIN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

“You were always broken, Percival”

everyone loudly laughing the moment says gilmore says “vax’ildan” made me scream

“i haven’t gotten to wink in a long time” vex’ahlia i adore you

i have a bad feeling vax is gonna be a dumbass bisexual because they’re around gilmore again

the ladies are gossiping about boys i fucking ADORE these three

the best thing ever is keyleth vex and pike getting ready for dinner and gossiping i love them

i’ve been waiting for this since episode 1

PERCY AND VEX ARE TALKING IM LOOKING

OR NOT I GUESS!! DUMBASSES JUST WENT ON A WALK

i would d*e for percy and vex’ahlia to talk

oh my god is vax’ildan going to be playing big brother because she went off with percy

HE I S OH MY GOD DUMBASS

“he’s charming... but both eyes open please.”
“i have... no idea what you’re talking about”

vax’ildan i swear to fucking god you flirt with gilmore and i go feral

vax’ildan you kissed keyleth like three times in the past chapter. i swear to god.

WHATS HAPPENING

WHAAAT THE FUCK

WHAA. T

I NEED TI BREAK BUT. WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

matt mercer ends the entire party with fucking assassins

PIKE TRICKFOOT IS GOING INTO BATTLE NUDE WITH GAUNTLETS A SHIELD AND HER MACE IM.

THERES NO CHARACTER AS POWERFUL AS PIKE TRICKFOOT AT 1HP ABSOLUTELY NUDE EXCEPT GAUNTLETS

PIKE GOT THE HOW DO YOU WANNA DO THIS

vax’ildan stop being a stupid fucking bisexual

ALSO VEX IS SO MAD THAT VAX CAN FLY SKDKSKDKS ANGEL

vex running up and punching her brother and calling him an asshole i AKDKAKSKAO

pike is leaving again :(

also percy works so hard for vex i’m.

HEL P

i’m glad everyone is as equally done with vax and keyleth pining

percy and pike are just like “god makeout please you shitheads”

VEX KICKED GROG IN THE HEAD I. VEX’AHLIA

WELL VAX AND KEYLETH WERE GONNA TALK UNTIL THE GROUP DID BULLSHIT

oh no feywild

percival and keyleth are so good.

percy lost his vision and immediately got more chaotic

I CANNOT STAND THESE TWO SIONFOIDSGNIODFGNIODF

EVERYONE IS SO MEAN TO PERCY BE NICE

keyleth and percy are so good and so dumb i love these two nobels so fucking MUCH

WHAT WERE PERCY AND KEYLETJ WHISPERING ANOUT

vex’ahlia is gonna shine during this arc i can tell. put the ranger in a situation no one knows much about

vex: do you think it’s safe if i fly up and look at the sky?
percy: no, but you might as well

vex nat 20 on perception !!! yes

“laugh like i told a funny joke” VEX SKDKSKS

OHHH MY GOD VEX IS GONNA LEARN SPEAK WITH ANIMALS ??

VEX GOT SO EXCITED THAT SHE LEARNED THE SPELL

SHE LOVES TRINKET SO MUCH

vex, sobbing into her hands: THIS IS THE BEST SPELL EVER

“There is an undying loyalty and love from Trinket that you’ve always felt, but now to hear in language form is very moving”

“Percy. Change of subject. Would you say I look put together? Well off? With this armor?” oh vex

i’m crying over vex’ahlia fuck

WOW I LOVE SEROTONIN

PERCIVAL DE ROLO HOLY SHIT

OH MY HOD

OH MY GOF OH MY GIVK

MY PERC’AHLIA SEROTONIN

I JUMPYED OFF MY BED NESUS

“Because I’m a baroness!”
“...i have made such a terrible mistake.”

i ADORE them so much oh my god

Laura Bailey and her million dice is the best thing on earth

how are vex keyleth and percy just so fucking CHAOTIC

vex belching and interrupting matt mid sentence was so powerful

i forgot to post my initial reaction to The Thing from last night because i literally lost my mind in ash’s dms

SHIT THIS PART KILLED ME TOO I JUST. SOFT.

i really love when keyleth is being keyleth and vex, vax, snd percy just watch with That Look

scanlan called for the twins and vex, very quietly, went “thats vex, i’m vax” and it was so funny i choked on my food

vex woke vax up to tell him keyleth wasn’t back and he tried to fly and immediately hit a tree and ate shit

VEX WAKING PERCY UP AND HE WAS LIKE “What? What. What?” AND SHE SMILED AND WENT “Hi, grumpy” AND IM.

VAX WAS SO CASUAL IN SAYING HES SPOONING KEYLETH AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP

sam laura and liam all messing with frozen travis is so fuckint funny to me i’m gonna piss myself

TRAVIS HAS BEEN FROZEN FOR SO LONG ITS SO FUNNY

H E LP

forgot to post a screenshot of the hell twins

percy and vex back to back killing fairies. very sexy of them.

matt is too good at playing all the characters but he’s so good at playing vax skdkskd

laura was rolling for trinket’s attack and taliesin and marisha we’re both mimicking trinket it was so cute

MARISHA GOT THE HOW DO YOU WANNA DO THIS AND THE CROWD STARTED CHANTING KEYLETH AND SHE GOT SO EXCITED

oh my god vax literally went to see his sister now that they have a place to rest (the mansion) to make sure she’s okay after seeing their dad i’m.

“But I do care how he affects you, and there is no question how much it affected you”

OHHH BOY... VAX’ILDAN

I KNEW VAX WAS GONNA CONFRONT HER ABOUT PERCY NAMING HER THE BARONESS OF WHITESTONE BUT I DIDNT THINK ITNWOULD BE NOW

“I’m sorry, his offer, in your brothers eyes, is a bit like gilding a lily of framing a sunset. You have always been the coolest person I have known, ever.”

“I guess I just hope you believe in you as much as I do, because it’s quite a bit.” Vax’ildan

“You’ve always been stronger than me, I need you to keep doing that”
“It’s all an act, dear”
“Bullshit.”

“...I love you. Thank you.”
“I love you too.”

OH BOY VEX AND PERCY ARE TALKING

Vex giggling when she says “I forgot you’re grumpy when you wake up” i

“Thank you. Seriously.” vex’ahlia

HER SAYING PERCY IS THE ONLY ONE WJOS STUCK IP FOR HER BESIDES VAX IM

“Thank you Grand Sire De Rolo”
“Never do that again, that was very weird”

PERC’AHLIAAAA

“I’m gonna get some coffee”
“I think that’s an excellent idea, let me join you”
PERCY AND VEX ARE SO CUTE

“broken vex’ahlia”

ohhhh boy. oh boy oh boy

fuck oh my god i was falling asleep and this woke me up

vex’ahlia...

VEX’AHLIA....

VAX WHISPERING FOR HER BECAUSE HES WORRIED IM

MY HEART IS SOMEONE ELSES

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

VEX’AHLIA

AAHHHHHH AKKDKSKDKA S VEX’AHLIA JUST !!!

Marisha, loudly: “No! He was a fucking cock!” KAKXKSKDSK

“He’s creeping on my sister fuck him!” KWKDKSK

taliesin and his fucking nat 20’s jesus

matt told the twins percy and keyleth to make wisdom saving throws and all of them did really good and matt was just like “lot of fucking help that did”

god i really do love watching these guys fight shit

keyleth being sweet to vex made me cry

“Don’t let any man- or anyone for that matter- make you feel like you need them to be great. Because you don’t.” keyleth

“And I don’t want you ever dating an asshole!”

PERCY AND KEYLETH CHEERING HER UP

THE CUTEST.

this arc started and something clicked in vax’ildan’s head that he’s suddenly affectionate with keyleth and i’m just like thank god you dumbass

oh my god grog and percy don’t remember the feywild im. matt mercer you bastard

vex (and laura) losing her mind over percy not remembering anything that happened is making me loose it

Keyleth: “You... titled Vex’ahlia...”
Percy: “I did what?”
Vex, hands over her mouth

Vex: “Lady Vex’ahlia, Baroness of the third house of Whitestone and Grand Mistress of the Grey Hunt?”
Percy: “How do you know about the Grey Hunt??”
Vex: “I don’t know anything about the Grey Hunt! It’s on a piece of paper you gave me!”

SAM JUST. OH MY GOD SNXJSKD

take a shot everytime someone says “We need to find Pike...”

glad that this group picked a plan where vex is the only one that can talk because she is the only one that can speak draconic

vex: we-
everyone, wide eyed and looking at laura

Scanlan: “I... cant do it anymore more.”
Vex and Vax, simultaneously and in the same tone: “What?!”

re: ep 64