Imagine when this is all over.

You walk into the divey-ist of dive bars. The a/c christens your face as the mysteriously pleasant cigarette smoke enters your nostrils.

The sounds of 90& #39;s hip-hop and pool balls hitting one another fill your ears.
You grin, knowing you& #39;re here to socialize, but more so to drink.

The moderately attractive bartender, Sally, greets you immediately with a warm smile. "Hey honey what can I getcha& #39;?"

You order Guiness and a shot of Jameo. The beer is cold and the shot is thick.
"Hey pal! How was quarantine?" ask& #39;s Anthony, a regular who lives downtown.

"Ah you know.. shitty." you reply.

"I hear ya. Fuck COVID-19, 18, and any other fuckin& #39; virus in the history virology. I just about needed a liver transplant bein& #39; holed up in my house for that long".
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