Update on my life rn: My cat just tried to GIVE BIRTH ON MY LAP while I was on Zoom for Crim Law.
So it started with her begging to sit with me while I was in class...
I came inside so she could sit with me and I thought everything was chill...
Except she insisted on sitting on my lap
I’ll spare y’all the part where I realized she kept licking her coochie. Texted my cousin (used to be really into vet science) and asked him if it was normal. She starts huffing and he says cats do that when they’re about to give birth...
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