I love that Anthony Hopkins film where he plays a cannibalistic villain named Hannibal Lector who opens up a restaurant called Remains of the Day.

Wait, is that NOT what Remains of the Day is about?

Am I confusing it with Romaines of the Day, the film about the farm-to-table restaurant where they offer a different salad every day?

Or was that Murphy's Slaw, the take-out restaurant where they offer a range of different salads but you always end up getting home to discover that they gave you the one dish that you *didn't* want.