Dropping my married people in isolation album featuring songs like “Can You Stop Breathing so Loudly?”, “Close the Damn Door When You’re Pooping!”, and “Brush Your Teeth (Your Breath Stinks)”.
“Are You Pooping or Playing Games in There?”
“You’re Loading the Dishwasher Wrong”
“Make Your Own Snack (This Cookie is Mine)”
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