God, if nothing else I'm just glad that Ferdinand and Hubert are literally doing it right NOW.
They are holding HANDS. They are having PICNICS. They are ENJOYING THE SUNSET. Hubert is learning to BOTTOM.
*kicking over trash cans* and FURTHERMORE, Hubert is extremely attracted to how Ferdinand rolls up his sleeves and shows his muscular forearms when they're speaking casually about policy reform!!
FERDINAND is making INSTITUTIONAL CHANGE and HUBERT is doing that but also LEARNING about SCENTED SHAMPOO. They have a CLAW-FOOT TUB. I have always wanted one of these. It is heated by MAGIC.
Hubert loves Ferdinand so much he will even PET A HORSE in front of him. Not happily, and he does not know its full name (Ferdinand sometimes gives his horses last names), but out of love he will do this.
Ferdinand teaches Hubert many things, like how to PROPERLY DEEP CONDITION, and SPOONING for more than FIVE MINUTES, and TYPES OF JAM, and BALLS IN THE MOUTH: ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD.
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