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Editing a huge variety of ships has made me realize I have a default image of most ships in my head.
So here's "Single Brain-celled Ashelix Fucker's Impression of Other Ships: Very Accurate and True (TM)"
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(This is obviously just a joke and for funsies.)
So here's "Single Brain-celled Ashelix Fucker's Impression of Other Ships: Very Accurate and True (TM)"
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(This is obviously just a joke and for funsies.)
FERDIBERT
Two men with every inch of skin below the neck covered sit on opposite sides of a large oak desk. The drapes and carpet are embroidered in gold thread. They debate the merits of tea v. coffee. Someone takes off a gl*ve and the other stares hornily at their b*re wr*st
Two men with every inch of skin below the neck covered sit on opposite sides of a large oak desk. The drapes and carpet are embroidered in gold thread. They debate the merits of tea v. coffee. Someone takes off a gl*ve and the other stares hornily at their b*re wr*st
DIMIDUE
Soft soft soft bumbling big men dance softly and clumsily and bumble into a chair or step on each other's feet and blush and then they get married.
Soft soft soft bumbling big men dance softly and clumsily and bumble into a chair or step on each other's feet and blush and then they get married.
MARIHILDA
Hilda makes bracelets in secret. Marianne is too flustered by butterflies and kittens to realize anything is afoot. Hilda gives her bracelets and flusters her more.
Hilda makes bracelets in secret. Marianne is too flustered by butterflies and kittens to realize anything is afoot. Hilda gives her bracelets and flusters her more.
DOROGARD
Murder, but hot. Sexy queens plotting murder and fucking and then doing some hot murders.
Murder, but hot. Sexy queens plotting murder and fucking and then doing some hot murders.
FERDITHEA
She pegs him.
She pegs him.
HILDACLAUDE
She pegs him.
She pegs him.
SYLVCEDES
She pegs him.
She pegs him.
ASHEDUE
Planting flowers in the greenhouse was going well until their hands brushed against each other and they blushed into oblivion. Later, they surprise each other with cooking.
Planting flowers in the greenhouse was going well until their hands brushed against each other and they blushed into oblivion. Later, they surprise each other with cooking.
ANY SHIP WITH BYLETH
I honestly have no idea.
I honestly have no idea.
LINCAS
Linhardt has adopted an excited puppy that pees on the rug sometimes and chews through Linhardt's shoes and books. That puppy is named Caspar.
Linhardt has adopted an excited puppy that pees on the rug sometimes and chews through Linhardt's shoes and books. That puppy is named Caspar.
DIMICLAUDE
They should have been kings ruling their respective territories but in a WACKY twist they are fucking in the dirt instead.
They should have been kings ruling their respective territories but in a WACKY twist they are fucking in the dirt instead.
DOROPETRA
Every beach can be a nude beach if you just believe.
Every beach can be a nude beach if you just believe.
DIMILIX
They still hate each other. Like, a lot. But they fuck?
They still hate each other. Like, a lot. But they fuck?
EDELBERT
Throne sex.
Throne sex.
HILDAGARD
Beautiful women with strong shoulders take turns picking each other up to do squats.
Beautiful women with strong shoulders take turns picking each other up to do squats.
SYLVIX
Remember your most annoying childhood friends? Now they're your annoying adult couple friends. They're going to come your game night and argue the whole time and then sneak away to bang in your bathroom. They will leave it a mess.
Remember your most annoying childhood friends? Now they're your annoying adult couple friends. They're going to come your game night and argue the whole time and then sneak away to bang in your bathroom. They will leave it a mess.
ANY EXTREMELY RARE RAREPAIR
Exquisite. Inspired. Huge brained. Written by visionaries with massive dongs.
Exquisite. Inspired. Huge brained. Written by visionaries with massive dongs.
