have you ever counted your boyfriend’s condoms before you left his place?

And listen. Let there be just one condom missing

This one relationship of mine was long distance so I’d write down the number of condoms he has in my notes on my phone, so I don’t forget next time I fly in. I was in the pits https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Broken heart" aria-label="Emoji: Broken heart">