If he croaked on live TV, what’d be your first reaction?
WELL! This got some attention!

The unscientific analysis of these comments seems to be that there’d be a lotta drunk, naked, stoned folks, dancing deliriously in the streets, madly applauding if #HeCroakedOnTV.

(Wearing our masks, and standing 6’ apart, we are reminded!) https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
Welp! This tweet has gotten me 100+ followers, and counting!

Pray, be patient whilst I catch up! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎈" title="Balloon" aria-label="Emoji: Balloon">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎉" title="Party popper" aria-label="Emoji: Party popper"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧨" title="Firecracker" aria-label="Emoji: Firecracker"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Fire" aria-label="Emoji: Fire">
Apparently, this could cause multitudes of agnostics to convert to ... well, something else! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😇" title="Smiling face with halo" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with halo">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😈" title="Smiling face with horns" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with horns">
Among the “meh,” the “so what’s?,” the “yawns,” the “I think I’ll feed the dogs,” and the “I don’t really care, do U?” comments, I’d like to add my own:

“I think it’s time to repot this orchid.”
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