With the help of some friends I& #39;ve been working on the most detailed, accurate and conclusive account of each series of #DoctorWho since 2005.
I& #39;m honoured to present to you this incredibly comprehensive thread:
Each series of Doctor Who as food.
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I& #39;m honoured to present to you this incredibly comprehensive thread:
Each series of Doctor Who as food.
SERIES ONE (2005) / BUTTERED TOAST
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Effortless perfection.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Doesnโt distract with big-budget condiments, just does it& #39;s job and does it well.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> People try to skip breakfast in a rush, but the rewards of investing in the most important meal of the day cannot be understated.
SERIES TWO (2006) / VEGAN CHEESE
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> A decent crack, but itโs just not cheese is it?
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Itโs an ethical choice, nice enough as long as you never compare it to the real thing.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> But, have it on a base of S1โs buttered toast and youโve got a pretty solid meal nonetheless.
SERIES THREE (2007) / CHILLED GRAPES
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Just so bloody refreshing.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Clean, crisp, juicy. Mmm.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Natureโs candy, guilt-free indulgence.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Ages like fine wine.
SERIES FOUR (2008) / POTATOES
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Queen of versatility. Fried, roasted, mashed โ can handle any tone or genre.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Everybody loves them. Everybody wants seconds and no matter how much you make thereโs never enough.
SPECIALS (2009) / CINEMA HOT DOG
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Sounds like a good idea, especially given youโve hardly eaten today.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Itโs stale, crusty, tasteless. Is there even meat in this?
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Completely unsatisfying and overpriced.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> And yet, youโd still buy it again - Because you hate yourself.
SERIES 5 (2010) / NANDOS
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> No matter how many times you revisit it, you never lose the magic of a cheeky nandos.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> The flavours, the colours, the confidence, the Peri-Peri Pandorica.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> The ultimate good shout.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Universally loved.
SERIES 6 (2011) / APPLES
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> You never have a craving for them, until you find yourself actually eating one.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> You& #39;re surprised at how good it is, why don& #39;t you eat apples more?
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Because the lasting impression isn& #39;t of the juicy apple, it& #39;s the quick-to-rot core called TWoRS.
SERIES 7 (2012/3) / DOMINOS PIZZA
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> First few bites are heaven.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Pace yourself, maybe a short break after a few slices.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> As it gets colder you start to feel sick, the magic fades.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Youโre left with cold crusts, empty boxes and an odd mix of satisfaction and regret.
SERIES 8 (2014) / TOFU
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Stop sleeping on Tofu.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Too many people write it off without actually taking the time to eat it properly.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Let the character work marinate overnight.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Yes it& #39;s no one& #39;s first choice, but popularity & quality donโt always equate.
SERIES 9 (2015) / OYSTERS
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Some people donโt like oysters. They are wrong.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Thereโs a refined elegance & status to eating and enjoying oysters.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Oysters are bisexual.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Most are filled with pearls. Some are filled with Sand. Focus on the pearls. Never mention the sand.
SERIES 10 (2017) / GLUTEN FREE PASTA
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> It& #39;s good in the way that it& #39;s pasta.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Itโs lighter, you donโt get bloated given there& #39;s no arc.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> But what& #39;s the point to pasta if there& #39;s no whiplash?
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> I& #39;m committing to carbs, let me feel something other than an overhyped echo.
SERIES 11 (2018) / GREEN TEA
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> There are strong and valid arguments to be made for itโs detoxing qualities.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> It is good for you, cleans up your insides and offers renewal
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> But you canโt avoid the fact that it is basically just cloudy water, especially next to.....
SERIES 12 (2020) / CADBURY MARVELLOUS CREATIONS
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> This is chocolate on steroids. Thereโs a surprise in every bite. Sensory overload.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> Is this even allowed? Itโs so naughty. You love it.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐ช" title="Ringed planet" aria-label="Emoji: Ringed planet"> You can still feel the thrilling buzz of those sweet pop rocks on your lips. Damn.