since we Officially Know that jack zimmermann is into gap-toothed, roughed up bitty, i am now waiting in the wings for my nicholas sparks au where bitty stays in the south and becomes gap-toothed and roughed up by the plains of the georgia (1) #checkpleaselastslice #omgcp

idek what he& #39;d be doing? but w/e it is he comes out a lil tougher, a lil prouder to stand tall, a lil more confident to look in the face of someone who says he shouldn& #39;t be who he is and spits in their face (2) #checkpleaselastslice #omgcp

(sidenote: don& #39;t spit in anyone& #39;s face)

and i know what you& #39;re thinking: what jack finds super hot about bitty post-check is that it happened during hockey, bc jack is hockey-sexual.

you are correct, he is in fact hockey-sexual. (3) #checkpleaselastslice #omgcp

i really don& #39;t know where i was going with this thread LMAO

tl;dr i want super southern, kinda butch, still very sweet bitty in a dramatic romance with quiet and adorably enamoured canadian jack zimmermann. (4 /end) #checkpleaselastslice #omgcp