Maedhros growing up thinking he’s tall and then he meets Turgon and he’s like

Fuck
It’s like how I thought I was average size because my family is short, and then when I said I was 5’2 you assholes started bullying me
Imagine-

Thingol, 8Ft: Why do they call you “the tall”?

Maedhros, 7ft, knowing he got the title because he was the tallest among his brothers, but has been constantly shown up by taller elves in Middle Earth: it’s because of my noble demeanor
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