1/3 Things that I swear people believe:

If you stand too close to someone, the Coronavirus will spontaneously appear;

Coronavirus is transferred through the eyes so you dare not look at others;

Groups of people gathering cause the Coronavirus;

2/3 If everyone stays indoors, the Coronavirus will get bored and go back where it came from;

The Coronavirus is going to kill you, and if you miraculously survive it, you are extremely lucky;

The Coronavirus is more contagious in fun places than in boring places;

3/3 The Coronavirus keeps attacking your hands so you have to keep washing it off;

The volume of a longer curve is less than a taller one, which is why it must be flattened;

Political leaders know something we don't else they would not have set the world on fire.