what your favorite bts ship says about u a very interesting thread

disclaimers: this is all a joke a of I don't hate any of the ships I just hate the shippers <3 so yeah let's go

first up my favorite taegi YALL ARE FUCKING CRAZY I know we ARE STARVED WE CRAVE FOR A SELCA but when it comes to other things y'all are probably pretty chill or mean idk some where in between and somewhat intimidating

second is vmon namin namgi and koobi y'all are like the same breed the softest shippers out there y'all are rlly sweet and adorable and I love u all I wanna protect y'all and keep u in my pocket

I feel like yoonjin and vmin enthusiasts are rlly good freinds since the ship is kinda simaller y'all like freinds to lovers relationships and y'all are probably rlly chill and I would most likely want to be your freinds so yeah ily

to me y'all are the same I hate u both I never rlly paid attention to jik00k until I met randy and he taught me how to hate jik00kers so yeah bye I have a couple of taekooker freinds and y'all are ok but I can't stand jik00kers pls go away and never come back

we get it u like parent lie relationship u are either the mom or dad of your freinds group u may act into the role to much but it's ok we love y'all over jinkook and namkook and such cute ships and y'all are softies for them and yeah ily

PARENT AND CHILD LIKE RELATIONSHIPS***** I HATE MYSELF

y'all are ok I haven't meant that many yoonmin enthusiasts but I like y'all more than taekookers and jik00kers I feel like y'all pretty chill ppl and idk why but y'all rlly love art idk just a gut feeling

vhope this used to be my favorite ship b4 taegi but y'all are my children I wanna adopt u all so we can cry abt vhope together y'all are rlly cute and sweet and yeah ily all pls be my freinds

if jinmin your favorite your either rlly soft or rlly chaotic cuz this ship is so chaotic but in general y'all are good not to much of hard core shippers rlly cute and nice ppl in general

jinhope is the same as jinmin there's nothing much to it I should have put them in the same category but yeah y'all know me I'm stupid

y'all like parent like relationship are probably horny fucks idk why just a gut a feeling maybe there is some soft ones of y'all I just haven't met them oh and y'all are the parents of your freind groups

y'all are the same tbh the only sope stan are soft 24/7 and jihope stans are not y'all can be rlly horny sometimes

I used to be a taejinist myself and I was one hard stans ngl in general they have a very sweet and wonderful freindship so I assume there stans are the same as well k neveret many taejinis people back then so yeah hope y'all are not bad like jik00kers

I have no idea how to categorize these 2 but y'all are the same somehow they have soft spot for eachother and y'all are kinda like yoonmin stans but the ships are better I'm sorry but it's just from my point of view but yeahand u have taste fur sure and ily y'all cool

and if u ship bts as a massive poly u are chaotic asf rlly gay maybe? polyamorous and u are rlly fun to hang it with so yeah ily

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