Trump is definitely going to get re-elected, and you can thank Elizabeth Warren’s horse girl army who developed an “I hate men” complex because their school crush wanted to fuck a blonde cheerleader.
Parents should go bankrupt while their child fights cancer because a vote for Bernie Sanders is a vote for a:
CIS
WHITE
STRAIGHT
OLD
MAN
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